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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #76
    Re: The Question Thread

    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    What about me suggests to you that I would ever do something 'depraved'?
    Am I to ignore your coven membership? Your open and wanton support for sodomites and whoredoms? Your rejection of Jesus' cleansing blood?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366
        #77
        Re: The Question Thread

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Am I to ignore your coven membership? Your open and wanton support for sodomites and whoredoms? Your rejection of Jesus' cleansing blood?
        Are you unaware that I don't belong to a coven, that I can't help my wantonness right now, and that, having a serious blood fetish, I wouldn't reject anyone's blood?
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567
            #78
            Re: The Question Thread

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
            Are you unaware that I don't belong to a coven, that I can't help my wantonness right now, and that, having a serious blood fetish, I wouldn't reject anyone's blood?
            Would you think less of me if I threw up in your handbag the next time you mention your depraved desire to drink the blood of virgins?
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              • Miss April
                Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 685
                #79
                Re: The Question Thread

                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                How many times must I tell you people that I've never met Satan?
                We all know your Lying that's all you do is lie

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #80
                    Re: The Question Thread

                    Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                    We all know your Lying that's all you do is lie
                    Don't you realize that this is a questions only thread? Are you that dense?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567
                        #81
                        Re: The Question Thread

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Don't you realize that this is a questions only thread? Are you that dense?
                        She's only a woman, and not even a Saved(tm) one at that . . . must you be so cruel?
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                        Christian Ladies:
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #82
                            Re: The Question Thread

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            She's only a woman, and not even a Saved™ one at that . . . must you be so cruel?
                            Is it cruel to tell the truth?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #83
                                Re: The Question Thread

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Is it cruel to tell the truth?
                                When did you ever defend telling the truth?

                                How did I miss this thread?
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 8622
                                    #84
                                    Re: The Question Thread

                                    Levi, maybe it's because it's been buried for a while?

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                                      • Levi Jones
                                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                         
                                        • Jul 2009
                                        • 13930
                                        #85
                                        Re: The Question Thread

                                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                        Levi, maybe it's because it's been buried for a while?
                                        With this great premise?
                                        Whose line is it, anyway?
                                        Do you think it's time to resurrect it for a little while?
                                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                          • Miss April
                                            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 685
                                            #86
                                            Re: The Question Thread

                                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                            She's only a woman, and not even a Saved™ one at that . . . must you be so cruel?
                                            Sister Jenny I am saved By the blood of Jesus So i don't why you said that and Brother Pastor Ezekiel was only telling the Truth he was not being cruel at all I'm so sorry Pastor Ezekiel I only see that now it won't happen again

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #87
                                                Re: The Question Thread

                                                Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                                                Sister Jenny I am saved By the blood of Jesus So i don't why you said that and Brother Pastor Ezekiel was only telling the Truth he was not being cruel at all I'm so sorry Pastor Ezekiel I only see that now it won't happen again
                                                Again I am forced to ask; Are you really that thick?
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                    • 22845
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: The Question Thread

                                                    Is history against such a conclusion?
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                                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 5131
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: The Question Thread

                                                        Why ask a question to which the answer is inherently obvious?
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                                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: The Question Thread

                                                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                            Why ask a question to which the answer is inherently obvious?
                                                            Why do you persist in haunting these forums?
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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