[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Angst Land

ME depraved??? Let's not start on who's depraved, mister bear-wearing-a-tutu in your basement!

That is just another filthy lie spread by that witch Lilith. I was helping Matilda (one of my servants) fold sheets, and we got tangled up for a bit....Well, it wasn't a tutu!

[Poetic Peter]

a hone of "Vinnie's Critics"

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-Vinnie's Critics-

Vinnie wrote this tasteless poem
It's like a salad without greens
a potato without eyes
steak without the meat

Vinnie's meal gains poor reviews
by whom? One diner knows
the anus of the matter is
it's not a poem that blows


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[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Angst Land

That is just another filthy lie spread by that witch Lilith. I was helping Matilda (one of my servants) fold sheets, and we got tangled up for a bit....Well, it wasn't a tutu!

Mm hm. So I suppose you'll claim that this picture, taken by a concerned servant of yours, was merely a future gift so Sister Thumper?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Angst Land

And if that picture isn't disturbing enough, isn't this a pic taken by one of your servants in your yard?


(Sorry to double-post)

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: a hone of "Vinnie's Critics"

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-Vinnie's Critics-

Vinnie wrote this tasteless poem
It's like a salad without greens
a potato without eyes
steak without the meat

Vinnie's meal gains poor reviews
by whom? One diner knows
the anus of the matter is
it's not a poem that blows


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From the desk of Father Mo.


The critic, well clear, high above,
From cave mouth watches the battle below.
The quibbler, once removed, never tactilely connected,
Hides until calm.
The critic, with battle exhausted, bemused,
Walks forth though the wounded and shoots them,
Another job and victory for the soulless.



Bless you, my candidate for Blepharoplasty,
Father Mo