i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

[dave-uk]

well, am i? i listen to iron maiden mettalica, megadeth etc. will i be damned because of this?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

well, am i? i listen to iron maiden mettalica, megadeth etc. will i be damned because of this?

Simple answer - Yes.

Harder to understand answer - Yes, and be faceraped by large tallywackered demoniacs while rabid anteaters and bunnies gnaw off your digits. All of this because God loves you and wants you to turn from your sinful ways while there is still time, shall I pray with you brother?

[Nobar King]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

That's the only thing you do that you want to repent for? How about all that pot smoking and delinquent activity. Do you pull your pants up? Do you cheat the subway? HuH? Do you lie to your parents? Come on, fess up. You came here for a reason, so you might as well get the most out of this site that you can.

[dave-uk]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

That's the only thing you do that you want to repent for? How about all that pot smoking and delinquent activity. Do you pull your pants up? Do you cheat the subway? HuH? Do you lie to your parents? Come on, fess up. You came here for a reason, so you might as well get the most out of this site that you can.

wow, that was unexpected! im not here to repent for anything! i dont smoke pot, my trousers are fermly belted round my waist and i love my parents and would never lie to them!

i love heavy metal! im wearing an iron maiden t shirt and listening to megadeth as i type, and if something that inocent is worthy of eternal damnation then bring on the fire!

[Nobar King]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

wow, that was unexpected! im not here to repent for anything! i dont smoke pot, my trousers are fermly belted round my waist and i love my parents and would never lie to them!

i love heavy metal! im wearing an iron maiden t shirt and listening to megadeth as i type, and if something that inocent is worthy of eternal damnation then bring on the fire!

You're not wearing your sister's emo pants are you? I hope not. There must be something you metal rockers do that is bothering you, isn't there? Have you been smoking cigarettes at school when you're not supposed to? Are you collecting weapons for your final assault? Let us help you before it's too late.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

wow, that was unexpected! im not here to repent for anything! i dont smoke pot, my trousers are fermly belted round my waist and i love my parents and would never lie to them!

i love heavy metal! im wearing an iron maiden t shirt and listening to megadeth as i type, and if something that inocent is worthy of eternal damnation then bring on the fire!

Verily, Verily I say unto you - it cometh son!

[Wide-Open]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

What's a mettalica?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

What's a mettalica?

Perchance DaveTheToothlessBritDrunk will come back tell us but I think it is code for some type of Homer activity...

[Wide-Open]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

Ohmygosh Brother Don, I think you are right

These look quite homerish, but their name seems to be Metallica. Probably different gays/guys.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

well, am i? i listen to iron maiden mettalica, megadeth etc. will i be damned because of this?

Iron Maiden sang of “The number of the Beast (rev.Ch13)” on the eponymous LP

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
as they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires are burning bright
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the lord
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream?
but I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes
seem to mesmerise...can't avoid their eyes
666 the Number of the Beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I'll have the fire I'll have the force
I'll have the power to make my evil take its course

Pastor Ezekiel (no relation) spoke upon the theme of Iron Maiden (the instrument of torture rather than the modern beat combo) but did touch upon the words above.

It appeared to Pastor Ezekiel to be a hymn to a young man attempting to resist the powers of evil but failing – therefore it is.

To revel in such crapulence is ungodly. I suspect you have dreams of raping babies.

Re:13:8: And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
Re:13:9: If any man have an ear, let him hear.
Re:13:10: He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.
Re:13:11: And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.
Re:13:12: And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.
Re:13:13: And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
Re:13:14: And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

[dave-uk]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

You're not wearing your sister's emo pants are you? I hope not. There must be something you metal rockers do that is bothering you, isn't there? Have you been smoking cigarettes at school when you're not supposed to? Are you collecting weapons for your final assault? Let us help you before it's too late.

im sorry to inform you that "high school masacres" are not common im my wonderful country! due to the fact i cant by a gun from a supermarket!

and no, i dont smoke, if i did it would be legal to anyway

[Don the Baptist]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

Ohmygosh Brother Don, I think you are right

These look quite homerish, but their name seems to be Metallica. Probably different gays/guys.

Ohhhh, that is truly an abomination in the sight of Baby Jesus - gotta go -

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

well, am i? i listen to iron maiden mettalica, megadeth etc. will i be damned because of this?

YES, and here is your ticket to the HELL TRAIN!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10357

[dave-uk]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

Perchance DaveTheToothlessBritDrunk will come back tell us but I think it is code for some type of Homer activity...

or, possibly a band? i liked the way you insult me cus im british too, thats just briliant! i would call you "don the overweight-triggerhappy-who-ate-all-the-pies baptist" but better not sink to your level eh?

[dave-uk]

Re: i listen to heavy metal, am i going to hell?

Iron Maiden sang of “The number of the Beast (rev.Ch13)” on the eponymous LP



Pastor Ezekiel (no relation) spoke upon the theme of Iron Maiden (the instrument of torture rather than the modern beat combo) but did touch upon the words above.

It appeared to Pastor Ezekiel to be a hymn to a young man attempting to resist the powers of evil but failing – therefore it is.

To revel in such crapulence is ungodly. I suspect you have dreams of raping babies.

Re:13:8: And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
Re:13:9: If any man have an ear, let him hear.
Re:13:10: He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.
Re:13:11: And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.
Re:13:12: And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.
Re:13:13: And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
Re:13:14: And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

haha, did ya know the drummer is christian? yes, i am used to this kind of rubbish from the narrow minded christians! and the bit about baby rape was just disgusting! what would make you type that?