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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

    This is the kind of news we get from Australia.
    March 19, 2008

    PHILIPPINES: health officials are warning people taking part in Easter crucifixions and self-flagellation rituals to get a tetanus shot first and sterilise the nails to avoid infections.

    Every Good Friday in the predominately Roman Catholic Southeast Asian nation, dozens of men re-enact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ by having themselves nailed to wooden crosses. At the same time hundreds of others, mostly men, strip to the waist and whip themselves until their backs are cut and bloody as a way of atoning for their sins over the past year.

    The Catholic church frowns upon the crucifixions and self flagellations which have become a tourist attraction in a number of towns around the country.

    The department of health issued a health warning advising people taking part in the rituals this Friday to have tetanus shots and to check the condition of the whip they will use before lashing their backs. It warned that dirty whips could lead to tetanus and other infections.

    Health Secretary Francisco Duque said that as was hard to discourage "flagellants from whipping their own flesh, the best penitents can do is ensure that their whips are well-maintained".

    According to the Manila Times, in San Fernando City, Pampanga, some 23 people, including two women, plan to reenact the crucifixion on Friday.

    "We are not trying to go against the Lenten tradition here because whipping has somewhat already become some form of 'atonement for sins' for some of us,'' Mr Duque said. But this advice is important to make sure that no one will land in the hospital due to tetanus or other infections that penitents might get in the process,'' he said.

    The health department has also warned that the 15cm nails used in crucifixions should be sterilised.
    Suggestion: Don't crucify yourself this weekend.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Justina Thyme
    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2007
    • 1718

    #2
    Re: Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

    Point taken with thanks, Brother Nobar. I am acquainted with several cattylicks and, after a bit of consideration, have decided to forward your post to them. They may be Unsaved Trash(c) but it's bad enough that they think they eat the flesh and blood of our Lord Jesus every Sunday without their shedding their own in their misguided attempts at worship.

    Besides, they probably have hepatitis C, AIDS, and satan knows what else.
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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    • ForGodsSake
      X-Aussie Evangelist
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2008
      • 493

      #3
      Re: Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      This is the kind of news we get from Australia.


      Suggestion: Don't crucify yourself this weekend.
      I'll get one of our abbos slaves helpers to try it for us.
      (2 Peter 3:10)

      But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

        Brothers and sisters, I urge you NOT to watch this video documentary of the craziness these ornamental nigras get up to over in the Philippines. They're all mary worshipers, but from the looks of them they could be mudslimes as well. Whatever they are, they seem to have missed the news that Jesus already acted this gruesomeness out almost 2000 years ago, so that we wouldn't have to.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • ForGodsSake
          X-Aussie Evangelist
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2008
          • 493

          #5
          Re: Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

          Their is something wrong with that lot seriously wrong.....
          (2 Peter 3:10)

          But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Brothers and sisters, I urge you NOT to watch this video documentary of the craziness these ornamental nigras get up to over in the Philippines. They're all mary worshipers, but from the looks of them they could be mudslimes as well. Whatever they are, they seem to have missed the news that Jesus already acted this gruesomeness out almost 2000 years ago, so that we wouldn't have to.
            Well said. As the Bible says:
            Hebrews 10:12 But this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God.

            One sacrifice for ever = YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP DOING IT ANYMORE. By shedding their own blood, these blasphemers are implying that Christ's blood isn't enough to get rid of their sins on their own. Jesus will certainly chuck them into Hell for mocking Him like this, although it's hard to see what Satan will be able to do to these freaks that they're not cheerfully doing to themselves anyway.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Clear_Note
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Mar 2008
              • 10

              #7
              Re: Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

              What are those people thinking? It's self harming, stupid, and possibly life threatening.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

                Update: This story is the ultimate proof of how much Jesus and the Japs despise each other!

                Originally posted by Mainstream Media
                Dozens of people were nailed to crosses in the devoutly Roman Catholic Philippines yesterday, in a gruesome re-enactment of the crucifixion, while others atoned for their sins by flaying themselves with bamboo whips or paddles tipped with broken glass.
                The ritual has become a Good Friday tradition in certain villages, where tourists flock to hear the locals scream in agony as seven-inch nails are driven into their hands and feet. Penitents are then hoisted up on crosses and left for five minutes in the scorching sun before the nails are pulled out.
                In San Pedro Cutud, a hamlet that has become well known for its crucifixions, there was a festive atmosphere. Hawkers sold beer, ice cream and souvenir whips to those watching the bloody spectacle.
                Travel agents in the Philippines offer packages to Cutud to see the spectacle. In the past, some foreigners have undergone Good Friday crucifixions. They include a Japanese man who later allowed footage of his ordeal to be used in a pornographic film.
                Yes, that's right, you read that correctly: not only do Catholics hate Christ so much that they drink beer and eat ice cream while pretending to watch him being tortured, but the Japs actually become aroused and spill their seed at the sight of someone imitating the suffering of Our Lord on the cross! Jesus weeps!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Warning: Crucifixion bad for health

                  I think it is sinful of those wogs to imitate Jesus, "The One and Only."
                  (Um, messicant "Men" excluded)

                  Perhaps He will mightily Smite them all for this. (Jesus? JESUS? Has anyone seen Jesus around lately?)

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