[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: You can guess that this is a Pennycostal church!

That poor snake! Did it survive?

.... And yeah, what happened to the snake? .....

Why is it that you women (and I use the term loosely) always show an unhealthy fixation on serpents? What is it with these slithering double-tongued creatures that elicit such an intense fascination among members of the fairer sex?

The poor deluded Pennycostal had obviously based her entire religion on a single verse (Mark 16:18) - and it would behoove you to study the following scripture lest you should make the same grave mistake:

Genesis 3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
Genesis 3:15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

Serpents are not meant to be fondled by women! Satan must be stomped out!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You can guess that this is a Pennycostal church!

Praise Jesus, and thank you for pointing out the sexural depravity of the pantycoastal snake insertion practices Brother Prune. What many people also fail to realize, is their perversion also leads to depraved homeristic tendencies in the pantycoastal men.

WARNING! The photo posted below is NOT to be viewed by womenfolk, or those of shaky faith in our Lord.

Thank you Jesus, for allowing me to be a True Christian™ and not a perverted false Christian like this fool.

[lilith]

Re: You can guess that this is a Pennycostal church!

Praise Jesus, and thank you for pointing out the sexural depravity of the pantycoastal snake insertion practices Brother Prune. What many people also fail to realize, is their perversion also leads to depraved homeristic tendencies in the pantycoastal men.

WARNING! The photo posted below is NOT to be viewed by womenfolk, or those of shaky faith in our Lord.

Thank you Jesus, for allowing me to be a True Christian™ and not a perverted false Christian like this fool.

Those poor snakes - don't you have the SPCA in America?


So...um..what about that bear then, Zeke? Or did you hope we'd forgotten?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You can guess that this is a Pennycostal church!

The bear is kept on my estate for...um...recreational purposes. I practice manly arts with it...um...boxing for example. He also prowls the grounds at random times and acts as a security guard....

You just tend to your drunken ukranian sailors, filthy harlot. Don't worry about Mr. Wiggles.