Re: I Killed Christ and I am Sorry
Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein
Brothers and Sisters,
I want to apologize for killing your Savior and request your prayers that I can accept Him as Messiah one day soon. I am diligently studying scripture; it seems to point directly to Christ as the Son of Man and the Son of God, sent to die for a couple days so that all of creation could glorify the Father and our 8 ounce souls could rule and reign with Him forever and ever and ever and ever while we sing songs and play Uno. (Sorry, I made that last part up because I love Uno and I cannot imagine Heaven without Malachi and I playing a few hands each day)
So, once again - so sorry for the crucifixion and for bad movies like The Holocaust. It is my fault and I accept it with contrition and repentance.
PS: Sorry for Joan Rivers, too.
It is so wonderful that you are repenting! Praise Jesus! You are in my prayers.
A Godly Woman: fears God (Psalm 111:10); obeys her husband (Ephesians 5:22); behaves modestly (1 Peter 3:4-5); bears children (1 Timothy 2:15); and takes care of her home (Proverbs 14:1). Being a feminist will only lead to Hell, where you will burn for the rest of your days. So, ladies, repent, and get a husband so you can be Saved!