Re: Feminazi Rock Music Gaining Popularity -
12-29-2013, 05:24 AM
I assure the men of this forum that not all women are engaged in satanic feminism/feminazism. I offer my music as a joyful noise unto the LORD. (Psalm 66:1).
At home, we often gather around the phonograph and sing along with Sophie and the Sunlighters, a Christian music group from the 1960's that consisted of Matriarch Sophie, her sister, Joy, and their daughters, Faith and Charity. The only instrument was a piano, no guitars or drums. One of our favorites is "Lord, Make my Husband's Whip Be Swift."
"I know I am not perfect,
I often whine and moan.
I sometimes create tension,
When husband is at home.
So please Lord, when I'm sinful
And hubby gets so miffed,
I pray that God will see and make my husbands whip be swift.
Make it swift, Lord
I need to be whipped, Lord!
I need the stern rebuke of husband's cane!
May my spirit be sailing
When my husband is railing (on me)
Dear Lord, please make my husband's whip be swift."
There are nine other verses, but I'm sure everyone knows them.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in Arkansas, California, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, New York, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, and soon near YOU!
Our pie is endorsed by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.