Re: Socialist-run USPS ruins Christmas
Dr. Toole, Please don't fret. Mother and I fired up the kiln and made all of your staff members a mug with the Lord's Prayer inscribed at the bottom so people can see it as they drink their warm water. We sent them via DHL, and we received confirmation that they were delivered in time.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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