Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
My mother asked me the other day why they didn't choose someone who could sing for those commercials. I laughed heartily, and told her I just didn't know, but that she had a good point.
I began booming out Rock Of Ages
in my resonant bass voice to help my dear mother recover from the audial assault she had suffered.
I find I am increasingly offended by anything that does not overtly glorify Jesus in some way. This cesspool of a world is going to hell and I want no part of it, save my fellowship with True Christians™.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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