Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Friend, that meat looks like... well, I won't say on this thread. Have you vetted the animals for homersexualism
? I've known a few minxes in my time and they have a strong tendency to go "les" on eachother - it's something to behold: soft pink flesh, long digits and flicking tongues everywhere! Not for the unwary - please check your meat.
Most animals are fags. another reason God hates them. They still taste good, though.