Re: Got yourself raped & want an abortion? I PRAY YOU GET SUED!! -
10-26-2013, 02:45 AM
Brethren, sistren, friends, allow me to provide definitive anecdotal evidence to illustrate that rape is usually wrong.
Before I started searing the bottoms of her feet with an iron, and using rats to motivate her, my ex-wife Ethel frequently ran away from home. By the time I found her and shoved her in the back of my van, the semen of other men would be pouring out of every major orifice in her body. She was inconsolable as I bound her, gagged her, and beat her with a flail, obviously upset about the rape. The more she participated in these rapes, the more difficult she became to communicate with. Only by muzzling her with duct tape and old rags was I able to soften her heart and silence her sassy attitude.
After hearing about the immense distraction that I have suffered as a result of Ethel's many rape experiences, how could anyone intentionally commit an unsanctioned rape?
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