Originally Posted by AnAtheist1
1- My mother is happily married with my father.
2- I wouldn't let you teach me nothing, not even how to shut up.
3-I never heard that Jesus killed, but nevermind. That's just everyone's opinion
It's okay, son. I will still be here for you when you are done with your awkward adolescence. That is a father's job.
If you see your mother, tell her I love her too, and forgive her for cheating on me with anything that moves.