Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
...I need new glasses, don't I?...
Demons in your eyeballs, must be. Or, demons in your old glasses, making them not work properly.
Now, I'm not saying it's demons, but... demons.
Any money spent on new glasses (which could very well be demon-infested themselves) would be better put towards moar tithing and/or having your present glasses exorcised by one of the Certified Not-A-ScamŽ Satisfaction Guaranteed or No Money Refunded (if it doesn't work it's because you didn't pay enough, obv) team of expert de-Demonizers from Bendover Laptist.
Anyone you happen to injure or kill while operating your motor vehicle while not being able to see past your own front bumper, well, it's what God wanted to happen so what are they complaining about?