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Default Re: Manly Jokes - 08-09-2013, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Lannah Aikens View Post
Women are like tea bags. You never know how strong one is until she's in hot water.

Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like blenders. You need one but you're not sure why.
Men are like commercials. You can't believe all they say.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

I would make a joke about Pastor Ezekial, but I can only make jokes about men on here.
And what are you doing in the Promise Enforcers - MEN ONLY! forum? The point of telling jokes it to get people to laugh at your jokes, and not at you. Your purpose in coming here was apparently the opposite, correct if me I'm wrong.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.
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