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Default Re: Manly Jokes - 08-09-2013, 01:34 AM

Women are like tea bags. You never know how strong one is until she's in hot water.

Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like blenders. You need one but you're not sure why.
Men are like commercials. You can't believe all they say.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

I would make a joke about Pastor Ezekial, but I can only make jokes about men on here.
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