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Mary Etheldreda 03-03-2013 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 983271)
I learn something new every day on this enlightening forum. The posts above have inspired me to look up the differences between the Catholic and KJB versions, and I was able to confirm that KJB does include three books not included in the Catholic version. Thanks for your patience teaching helpless ignorants like me :)

Does that surprise you to learn the catholics add and delete Holy Scripture at will? They do that to lend false support to their sacramental rituals, and false-teachings. Ultimately, they'll do whatever it takes to dupe innocent souls into giving them money, and of course, access to their young boys. It really is a shame that their whole entire institution isn't rendered criminal, and their CEO locked up in prison for the rest of his miserable life.

Basilissa 03-03-2013 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 983274)
Does that surprise you to learn the catholics add and delete Holy Scripture at will? They do that to lend false support to their sacramental rituals, and false-teachings. Ultimately, they'll do whatever it takes to dupe innocent souls into giving them money, and of course, access to their young boys.

... And all of the above is just the tip of the iceberg of everything that is wrong with the Catholic church!! :angry:

BelieverInGod 03-03-2013 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 983278)
... And all of the above is just the tip of the iceberg of everything that is wrong with the Catholic church!! :angry:

We have a whole section on why catholics aren't Christian.

Basically how the catholic church got started is by putting christian names and trapings on Roman paganism.

Basilissa 03-03-2013 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 983281)
We have a whole section on why catholics aren't Christian.

I've seen it already, thanks.

Going back to the contents of the Bible. I have just discovered that those books that were not included in Catholic editions, only in KJV, have been since purged from the new versions of KJV as well! These three texts (1 Esdras, 2 Esdras, and Prayer of Manasses) were included in 1611 version of KJV in the Apocrypha section, which has been deleted from more recent editions of KJV! What a mess! Now I finally understand why the Landover Church insists on using the 1611 version and no other! You have great leaders!

Pastor Ezekiel 03-04-2013 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 983328)
I've seen it already, thanks.

Going back to the contents of the Bible. I have just discovered that those books that were not included in Catholic editions, only in KJV, have been since purged from the new versions of KJV as well! These three texts (1 Esdras, 2 Esdras, and Prayer of Manasses) were included in 1611 version of KJV in the Apocrypha section, which has been deleted from more recent editions of KJV! What a mess! Now I finally understand why the Landover Church insists on using the 1611 version and no other! You have great leaders!

Of course. :gleam:

Maroon 03-07-2013 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 981013)
The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window.


Are you implying that God isn't almighty or has failed to do something?

Heinrich Kramer 03-29-2013 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 981013)
The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window. It is kept at the National Library of Sweden and they protect it as an "amazing" historical object that you cant even touch, let alone burn it. I think that we should burn the Devil's Bible, just think of it, it would be the greatest book burning of all time. The Devil's Bible is the most evil and unholy book in the world and is most likely what Godless Sweden forms their society after. That its an old, unique, mysterious, gigantic and extremely heavy book with alot of mystery and history surrounding it does not change the fact that its a work of Satan. It has to be destroyed once and for all!

If infact this book is 'the work of the devil and must be burned' Why does it have pages that describe how to expel demons via "Conjuration" (to drive out demons before they took hold) Codex Gigas, page 290.."Conjuration cures for dangerous illnesses" preformed by a priest, standing over the sick disciple, makes signs of the cross, dares to address demons by 'name' calling out their latin titles. Bellows stories of Jesus, the angels and Disciples. He orders evil temptation to leave the afflicted servant of God. Praying for the damned to be redeemed. (The above paraphrased from the linked video) Yup, looks like the work of the 'devil' to me. He's a tricky one, telling 'us' how to defeat him. Please people, if you're going to call something 'the work of the devil' at least get your facts straight? I mean you link the video that says through that it seemed to be the work of a Monk trying to atone, but ofcourse it's got the word 'devil' in the title IT MUST BE EVIL! (rolls eyes) Anyway..as for 'Godless Sweden' seems strange for the 'King' at the time to get the Codex, and suddenly convert to Catholicism and head for Rome, yes this is surely the work of the devil. Ofcourse 'legend' says someone tossed it out a window, and we all know how legends are made. Though, there seems to be no 'burning' that the book should have *hrms* very interesting huh? For wisdom will come into your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul; discretion will watch over you, understanding will guard you, Proverbs 2:10-11

Zechariah Smyth 03-29-2013 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Heinrich Kramer (Post 990565)
If infact this book is 'the work of the devil and must be burned' Why does it have pages that describe how to expel demons via "Conjuration" (to drive out demons before they took hold) Codex Gigas, page 290.."Conjuration cures for dangerous illnesses" preformed by a priest, standing over the sick disciple, makes signs of the cross, dares to address demons by 'name' calling out their latin titles. Bellows stories of Jesus, the angels and Disciples. He orders evil temptation to leave the afflicted servant of God. Praying for the damned to be redeemed. (The above paraphrased from the linked video) Yup, looks like the work of the 'devil' to me. He's a tricky one, telling 'us' how to defeat him. Please people, if you're going to call something 'the work of the devil' at least get your facts straight? I mean you link the video that says through that it seemed to be the work of a Monk trying to atone, but ofcourse it's got the word 'devil' in the title IT MUST BE EVIL! (rolls eyes) Anyway..as for 'Godless Sweden' seems strange for the 'King' at the time to get the Codex, and suddenly convert to Catholicism and head for Rome, yes this is surely the work of the devil. Ofcourse 'legend' says someone tossed it out a window, and we all know how legends are made. Though, there seems to be no 'burning' that the book should have *hrms* very interesting huh? For wisdom will come into your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul; discretion will watch over you, understanding will guard you, Proverbs 2:10-11

What PERVersion of the Bible are you using, friend? We use the KJV Bible here exclusively.

Aslo, please make your way to the Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself and your walk with Jesus. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Heinrich Kramer 03-29-2013 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 990568)
What PERVersion of the Bible are you using, friend? We use the KJV Bible here exclusively.

Aslo, please make your way to the Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself and your walk with Jesus. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: As every bible is a PERVersion of the direct 'Word of God' does it really matter which one is quoted from? Each book has been touched by 'man' which is flawed by nature. Through those given flaws, the 'perfect word' is interrupted and translated into what the transcriber things the 'Word' means. So, thus no Bible is correct, and by nature all flawed.

Zechariah Smyth 03-29-2013 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Heinrich Kramer (Post 990583)
blah blah blah

Where is your introduction thread?

:badmood:

YiC,

Zech

Heinrich Kramer 03-29-2013 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Heinrich Kramer (Post 990583)
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: As every bible is a PERVersion of the direct 'Word of God' does it really matter which one is quoted from? Each book has been touched by 'man' which is flawed by nature. Through those given flaws, the 'perfect word' is interrupted and translated into what the transcriber things the 'Word' means. So, thus no Bible is correct, and by nature all flawed.

As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does) So, which version of the KJB is 'official'? As there are many authorized versions out there. (The above post was removed because I asked a question so I might better serve God. Strange that it would be removed....) As for my introduction post, it is being worked on. Considering this post was what brought me here in the first place, this was what I replied to first. Had I know I would be censored for asking questions so I would not make the same mistake twice, I might not have even bothered to help enlighten my followers in Christ.

Heinrich Kramer 03-29-2013 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Heinrich Kramer (Post 990586)
As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does) So, which version of the KJB is 'official'? As there are many authorized versions out there. (The above post was removed because I asked a question so I might better serve God. Strange that it would be removed....) As for my introduction post, it is being worked on. Considering this post was what brought me here in the first place, this was what I replied to first. Had I know I would be censored for asking questions so I would not make the same mistake twice, I might not have even bothered to help enlighten my fellow followers in Christ.

*edited for missing words* Dei plena sunt omnia HK

Thomas Taylor 03-30-2013 07:06 AM

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*edited for missing words* Dei plena sunt omnia HK

Pardon? How much in HK dollar?

Maybe Mr Woo could translate this from chink for us?

BelieverInGod 03-31-2013 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Heinrich Kramer (Post 990586)
As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does)

Wrong

Proverbs 2:10-11 (Original KJV Bible) When wisedome entreth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant vnto thy soule; Discretion shall preserue thee, vnderstanding shall keepe thee:

If you had bothered to check, you can buy a facsimile here.

http://www.greatsite.com/facsimile-r...ames-1611.html

In fact if you contact them, they may be able to find you an original from 1611. So don't be making up stories.


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So, which version of the KJB is 'official'? As there are many authorized versions out there.
Cambridge Authorized Version of course. I only know of one version of the KJV Bible that carries the word 'authorized'.

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(The above post was removed because I asked a question so I might better serve God. Strange that it would be removed....)
Oh goodie, another paranoid atheist.


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As for my introduction post, it is being worked on. Considering this post was what brought me here in the first place, this was what I replied to first. Had I know I would be censored for asking questions so I would not make the same mistake twice, I might not have even bothered to help enlighten my followers in Christ.
Oh, you're so persecuted.

Let me know when you're THIS :jesus: Persecuted, and maybe then we'll start paying attention.


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