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Alvin Moss 03-12-2014 12:04 AM

GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?
 
A big, giant jet airplane full of Chinamen, but also with some Iranians and other godless heathens, has completely disappeared.

It is not believed to have crashed on it's route. None of the "this airplane has fallen apart" alarms have gone off and the black box isn't sending out a signal.

When I first heard of this curiosity, I believed that the End could possibly have begun and I missed the shout while showering or possibly when a train was nearby. However, I believe that an investigation would show that there were few if any Christians aboard that airplane, owing to the fact that it was near to full of Chinamen.

The question is: Who has done this work? This airplane came from Malaysia, which is near to Indonesia, the country that President Barak Obama comes from. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but it might. Some people think the Iranians did it, but I don't think they are angry with the Chinamen. It is a great puzzle.

Johny Joe Hold 03-12-2014 12:24 AM

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I think this story will be found to be a miracle. God made the plane disappear to frighten Chinamen--showing them they need Jesus to be safe.

Freddy Osborne 03-12-2014 01:05 AM

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God is definitely sending a message. The plane was a Boeing 777:
- 7 is the most common combination in the game of craps;
- 7-7-7 pays 1.5 in the game of Blackjack;
- chinks are notorious gamblers.

Proverbs 13:11 Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.

1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

I hope the celestials are paying attention.

In His Name.

Alvin Moss 03-12-2014 01:26 AM

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It may well turn out that this mystery is never solved, if such be the will of God. If there is no earthly evidence found, well, it is pretty obvious we are dealing with the hand of God.

Chinamen are known to be fine thieves, as well as degenerate gamblers, which Brother Fred noted above. It could be that those Chinamen stole the airplane, either to sell it for profit, or possibly to pay their gambling debts. If so, it may turn up on ebay.

We will have to wait and see.

WilliamJenningsBryan 03-12-2014 02:37 AM

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And now this - like we're all supposed to drop what we are doing and go looking for this missing jet. I've no doubt the mooselimbs are behind this in some way - and none of this would have happened if G.W. Bush were still president.

Quote:

US satellite imaging firm helps to crowdsource search for MH370
The Malaysian Insider – 21 hours ago

With Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 still missing as search and rescue operations enter their fourth day, an American satellite imaging company has started an initiative to crowdsource the search for the jet.

In this initiative, the public will help analyse high-resolution images for any sign of the missing plane.

ABC News reported that DigitalGlobe, based in Longmont, Colorado, has trained cameras from its five orbiting satellites on Saturday on the Gulf of Thailand region from where MH370 was last heard.

Luke Barrington, senior manager of Geospatial Big Data for DigitalGlobe, told ABC News that the satellite images gathered would then be made available for free to the public on a website called Tomnod.

DigitalGlobe would use a computer algorithm to see if users start tagging certain regions more than others and in-house satellite imaging experts would then follow up on leads, he said.

"Anyone can click on the link and begin searching the images, tagging anything that looks suspicious. Each pixel on a computer screen represents 0.5m on the ocean's surface.



https://my.news.yahoo.com/us-satelli...050858847.html

Pastor Ezekiel 03-12-2014 03:27 AM

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My theory is that the North Koreans are behind this. Using space alien technology (valmoriphicaton), they snatched that 777 right out of the sky. And all those slants are getting anal probes right about now.

That's what they get. :angry:

Mother Of Seven 03-12-2014 03:52 AM

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Interesting, that of the 2 stolen passports used to board the plane, one was used by an Iranian. Also the co-pilot was a mooselimb.

Bjorn Jensen 03-12-2014 03:03 PM

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And the Malaysians are muslim slants, aren't they?

James Hutchins 03-12-2014 04:24 PM

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From what I have heard, not a single one was a Christian.
Nor were any at least curious, expressing the possibility of Salvation®. I suspect it got too close to the upper firmament (ever seen the gook glasses, they are massive) and God, in His benevolent way, tossed the plane along with all the evil yellow cowards straight into Hell. What a sight it must of been! The sound of all that ching-chang-change boiling in the sulphours brimstone.
Praise His Glory! :yahoo:

Alvin Moss 03-13-2014 02:08 AM

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Much time has passed and still there is no giant airplane full of Chinamen.

I believe now that the Lord was aroused by some affront and was wroth with Chinamen. I believe these Chinamen were likely in the wrong place at the wrong time and they probably just made themselves too handy. I suspect that the Lord hurled that giant jet airplane into the sea. Perhaps some of it may be found; or not. God's will be done.

Mother Of Seven 03-13-2014 03:44 AM

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6 Australians were on board, but Australians are all atheists (with the exception of Ken Ham and the Prime Minister), so no loss there. 2 of those 6 were chinks (Gu Naijun and Li Yuan.)

Pastor Ezekiel 03-13-2014 03:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1072703)
6 Australians were on board.

Well there's your answer right there. One of the abos probably ran amok and ate the captain's face off while it's mate took the controls and crashed the plane into the chink sea.

ExGay Alex 03-13-2014 09:40 AM

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If this isn't proof of Christianity as the true religion, I don't know what is:

Muslims pray for plane

A bunch of Arabs and gooks pray for a missing plane, and guess what??!! IT IS STILL MISSING? God would never answer these people's prayers.

If it had been a Christian plane, it would have been found. I would point out that All American commercial airliners that have ever crashed were found immediately after the accident.

Godfly 03-13-2014 10:11 AM

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This just stinks of Ben Ghazzi! It has to be his work!

Titus Templeton 03-13-2014 08:18 PM

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If they find the plane and all children bodies are gone we know that the cathlics are behind all this.

James Hutchins 03-14-2014 12:05 AM

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What if the plane folded onto itself like some giant orgasimy gook paper trick thing? You know those people are inscrutable.


I have my doubts if the plane ever existed. Have any of them ever been honest? I mean seriously, how can you loose a giant airplane in a country where everyone if four feet tall and wears those giant glasses?

Titus Templeton 03-14-2014 12:30 AM

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The problem with modern airplanes is that they are build on theoretical modern science instead of faith. Meaning that even atheists probably know how to keep an airplane in the air but they don't know how to keep it safe.
So yes you can make things fly but you need the Bible to find the answers to make an airplane safe.

Psalm 121:7
The LORD shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul.

A Follower 03-14-2014 01:15 AM

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Serves them right, if they hadn't made the life style choice to go against God, He wouldn't have had to kill them.

It's just like in Numbers 26:10, the earth has opened its mouth and swallowed them all, never to be seen again. Back then they were killed for striving against God. And they were killed now because they strove against God. That's Godly justice!

Freddy Osborne 03-14-2014 01:27 AM

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These yellow freaks are still alive! Either this is a devious trick or they can survive in the belly of a plane in the dark crushing depths of the Pacific. Either way these zippers are up to something and will regret testing God's wrath.

Romans 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

It is good to see the liberal media calling these pings out.

http://news.msn.com/world/satellites...et-sources-say

Satellites picked up "pings" from Malaysia jet, sources say

(Reuters) - Satellites picked up faint electronic pulses from Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 after it went missing on Saturday, but the signals gave no information about where the stray jet was heading and little else about its fate, two sources close to the investigation said on Thursday.

But the "pings" indicated that the aircraft's maintenance troubleshooting systems were switched on and ready to communicate with satellites, showing the aircraft, with 239 people on board, was at least capable of communicating after the jet lost touch with Malaysian air traffic controllers.

The system transmits such pings about once an hour, according to the sources, who said five or six were heard. However, the pings alone are not proof that the plane was in the air or on the ground, the sources said...

Jedediah 03-14-2014 06:04 AM

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We can at least be thankful that no Christians were on board, so it's no big loss. But to really understand what's going on here, you simply have to follow the money trail, which leads directly back to Ben Gozzy and his pal Barack Hussein Obama. What did Hillary Clinton know, when did she know it, and why aren't they turning over the tapes? How does this trace back to Vince Foster? The sheeple really need to wake up on this one. Connect the dots. It's not hard.


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