Friends, those sodomite-marrying, marihuana-smoking communists up north in America's Attic don't have much going for them, but last time they voted the Lord saw fit to have pity on them and made sure they would have a decent role model for once in their frozen lives by ensuring one of the few Godly, masculine men in that country was appointed president - Steven Harper.
Now it turns out that Canuckistan is as caught up in McCain/Palin fever as these United States are and President Harper has decided to hold an election to cash in on McCain/Palin mania!
It is a concern that President Harper is talking about cutting and running from Aphganistan and still hasn't pledged any troops for Iraq, so we must pray for Jesus to give him the strength to withstand the corrosive influence of his debauched countrymen! Of course there is the possibility he's just saying that to quell the socialists and help ensure his re-election, calls are in to President Bush to talk to him and give us peace of mind on this subject.
But even then, he's still the best of a bad lot and we need to do our utmost to pray as hard as we can that God will make sure he once more occupies the office of the President of Canuckistan!