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Elmer G. White 03-13-2018 04:14 AM

Does Planet Jupiter have AIDS?
 
It does.

http://assets.tiempo.com.mx/uploads/...32/Jupiter.jpg

The two things that characterize this so-called planet are i) its red spot, which can be clearly seen in the image above and ii) its sodomistic nature. We'll return to that in due course. In addition, it is the star of idolatry. Jesus knew of its perils.

Acts 19:35
And when the townclerk had appeased the people, he said, Ye men of Ephesus, what man is there that knoweth not how that the city of the Ephesians is a worshipper of the great goddess Diana, and of the
image which fell down from Jupiter?


People used to worship Zeus (as it was called in Grease) aka Jupiter. We can also learn from the verse above that iii) something has fallen down from Jupiter, from its attachment site on the Firmament (Genesis 1:6). And this something is an image. We'll soon see that it is an image of extreme homosexual nature. But let us start this the main issue: AIDS. Only sodomites get AIDS. If a heterosexual claims to have been smitten with AIDS, he was always a closeted sodomite. AIDS is characterized by a condition that we Creation Scientists call Kaposi's sarcoma and it is a skin condition that looks like this:

https://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Kaposi...8_M1120053.jpg

A giant red spot. What did Jupiter have, I ask you?

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/9f2...7388001-vs.jpg

The similarity is 100%. Jupiter has Kaposi's sarcoma. Only patients with advanced AIDS have this cancer. Jupiter has it. Jupiter has the red spot (i). Jupiter has AIDS. With that established we shall now have to assess why Jupiter has AIDS. As we know, only sodomites have AIDS. Is Jupiter a sodomite? It is. A well-known un-Biblical tale of the antiquities tells us how the false god Zeus aka Jupiter seduced an innocent male youth who was gently shepherding and servicing his sheep.
Quote:

“Verily wise Zeus carried off golden-haired Ganymedes because of his beauty, to be amongst the Deathless Ones and pour drink for the gods in the house of Zeus–a wonder to see–, honoured by all the immortals as he draws the red nectar from the golden bowl . . . deathless and unageing, even as the gods.”

– Homeric [we knew it!!!] Hymn 5 to Aphrodite 203 ff (trans. Evelyn-White) (Greek epic C7th – 4th B.C.)
A disgusting tale. Is the Planet Jupiter the same entity? If it is, then we shall find a Ganymede in its vicinity. Unsurprisigly, we do. The Planet Jupiter has a "moon" Ganymede.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20170108031134

We can see the fair hair at the bottom of this "moon" and the many scars caused by the constant unnatural fornication (Romans 1:28). A sad fate. Jupiter is a sodomite of the Catholic kind (ii). We still have to determine what are the images transmitted to today's youth by this entity? The Bible tells as that these pictures cause idolatry, and sodomy is one of the worst kinds of idolatry, as it leads to the rejection of these sinners from the Pearly Paradise of Heaven! The images are those of this ancient and ever-resurfacing myth of the Planet in the form of an eagle fornicating with a ravishing young man.

http://www.antinopolis.org/calendar/ganycal.jpg

And this plague is spreading. Jupiter has corrupted its other moons, too. This is the "moon" Io, one of the female lovers of Jupiter. Now it has leprosy.

https://www.solarsystemquick.com/jupiter_moon_io.jpg

And here's Callisto, a virgin nymph stained by the insatiable lust of the idol Planet Jupiter. She has end-stage leprosy with scabs.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aJUuPzqNUsE/hqdefault.jpg

Leviticus 13:8
And if the priest see that, behold, the
scab spreadeth in the skin, then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a leprosy.


And it does not stop there. The following image proves us that there is a conspiracy going on. Jupiter is trying to pollute all of Earth (never mind that the image has crushed our world into a ball shape for the sake of demonstration) buy dipping us into this pool of cancer and AIDS.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/data:...FEhgiooogR/9k=
https://amp.businessinsider.com/imag...36-750-562.jpg

Ignorant people are very excited about this "planetary system". They are willing to probe it, all because of this propaganda. Would you really prefer being contaminated by this disease or choose a bright Future with Jesus in the Real Heaven®? I know how my True Christian™ Brethren and even females will answer, but the fate of the unsaved majority makes me sad and I raise my prayers to Jesus to exterminate this thread to all mankind.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f3/7d...62f56356d5.jpg


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

The Planets


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