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Sister Sally Bate 11-09-2015 08:05 PM

The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position
 
I had the displeasure of meeting a couple of mormons this weekend when they tried to recruit me to their illicit church practices. You can imagine my surprise when I asked them what types of activities they did in their spare time, and they handed me this abomination.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/t...gay_sex_manual

It seems to be a guidebook to their conversion practices. Apparently, there are many ways to engage in 'prayers' for these heathen folk.

Lord help us. This is the types of activities these individuals are engaging in when they go door to door to spread their word, among other things. Purely scandalous.

Mary Etheldreda 11-09-2015 08:19 PM

Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Sally Bate (Post 1165766)
I had the displeasure of meeting a couple of mormons this weekend when they tried to recruit me to their illicit church practices. You can imagine my surprise when I asked them what types of activities they did in their spare time, and they handed me this abomination.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/t...gay_sex_manual

Great Moses in the morning! That's horrible!

:fear2:

I could never trust those people who always wear the same clothes every day. You know who else wears the same clothes every day? Scooby Doo and all those pot-smoking, van-rockin' hippies.

Daisy Mae Johnson 11-09-2015 08:26 PM

Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position
 
Why, I never.......:angry: I always suspected those Mormon boys were all gay!

Who else would ride around on their tandum bikes ringing their little bike bell at passerbys?

Drrring Drrrrrring. Don't look now but the gay mobile is coming. Drrring Drrrrring.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...13e6a2409f.jpg


ENJOY :hell-2:! :nono:

Sister Sally Bate 11-09-2015 08:26 PM

Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1165768)
Great Moses in the morning! That's horrible!

:fear2:

I could never trust those people who always wear the same clothes every day. You know who else wears the same clothes every day? Scooby Doo and all those pot-smoking, van-rockin' hippies.

I had no idea those suits were made for sin. I am appalled and repulsed.

Sister Sally Bate 11-09-2015 08:27 PM

Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 1165769)
Why, I never.......:angry: I always suspected those Mormon boys were all gay!

Who else would ride around on their tandum bikes ringing their little bike bell at passerbys?

Drrring Drrrrrring. Don't look now but the gay mobile is coming. Drrring Drrrrring.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...13e6a2409f.jpg


ENJOY :hell-2:! :nono:

LOL those tandem bikes are very telling indeed! I bet they engage in 'tandem' praying all the time. Sickos.

Back against wall 11-09-2015 08:39 PM

Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position
 
These people are a disgrace. I will never forgive them. Since my wife died I have had women at my house almost hourly trying to decide on which good Christian Woman to marry. To my disappointment I have been unable to try one out that has been satisfactory. Not one could could put my socks on the way I like it, or cut my food appropriately into small crosses. Most over 17, none 14. More recently I had a Woman come over and to my horror, after removing her top layer due to there being an issue with my air conditioning, she was wearing this. E-Gad I couldn't believe my eye's. I couldn't even remember where I put my gun I was so frantic.

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/...sx3zouuyz.jpeg

What is this world coming to (other than Rapture)

Father Maurice Lester 12-05-2015 02:35 AM

Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Back against wall (Post 1165772)
These people are a disgrace... she was wearing this. E-Gad I couldn't believe my eye's.

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/...sx3zouuyz.jpeg

Mormons are like Landrover Baptwits who have a clue about real-estate and know the difference between a plural and a possessive. This is because for all of their faults even the Mormons know better than to trust their children's education to wives who are not, by scripture, supposed to be acting as authorities. :innocent:


Bless you, My Most Likely Face Against the bed board,
Father Mo




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WilliamJenningsBryan 12-05-2015 09:39 AM

Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester (Post 1168697)
Mormons are like Landrover Baptwits who have a clue about real-estate and know the difference between a plural and a possessive. This is because for all of their faults even the Mormons know better than to trust their children's education to wives who are not, by scripture, supposed to be acting as authorities. :innocent:


Bless you, My Most Likely Face Against the bed board,
Father Mo

Well I'll be, our favorite ring kissing troll is back. Are the pews getting empty these days, or do you just have a big backlog of those wafers in the Vatican warehouse that you can't peddle? How's that socialist and globull warming hoax promoter pope working out - the one that's not so keen on sharing the wealth in the Vatican bank (and the popemobile is still running on fossil fuel). I've heard that Venezuela has a shortage of wafers - perhaps you should be arranging for some relief packages.

Bless you too, my incense sniffing papist.


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