Scientists Find 300 Million Year Old Machine in Communist Russia
THIS latest blasphemy from the secular god-hating scientitians has the entire True Christian™ community in an uproar...of laughter. How can they keep a straight face and claim such nonsense? According to the Holy Word of God, the earth can be no more than 6,000 years old, give or take. Who in their right (Christian) mind would believe such blasphemy? :huh:
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Wow, it is extremely funny to see these ignorant atheists fumbling around in the dark without the Word of God to guide them. :biglol:
Science not based in Scripture can sure come up with strange and ridiculous results. :wacko: Thank you for that hearty laugh, Pastor Zeke! B) |
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Well, it just goes to show you we don't know much about what went on in the antediluvian age other that what the Bible (KJV1611) tells us. God was definitely upset with the rampant sin and corruption - and possibly making gears out of aluminum. They might even have had their equivalent of Al Gore telling the not to burn coal. What's important is that God does not like sin.
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It just shows you that all that "earth is 4.5 billion years old and humans existed only the last 200,000 years" is total crap. First of all, the dates are all wrong (there is no 300 million years old rock on earth, because the whole universe is only about 6000 years old), and second, it shows you that humans existed throughout the entire existence of earth (all 6000 years), not just a tiny portion of it.
Aside from that, Siberian hillbillies are the most trustworthy source of information, so this news is real, not some sensational invention. :thumbsup: |
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I'm not explaining this very well, but I'm only a woman so don't need to know any more math than it takes to measure out the ingredients for a pie. Which reminds me, I need to take my mince pies out of the oven. YiC AW :jesus: |
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That's secular science. Theys hold a stone in their hands and call it a machine.
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It truly illustrates how desperate scientologists are to win hearts and minds.
We Christian scientists have debunked germ theory, evolution, and relativity, so now they are just grasping at straws as their paper tiger of a belief system comes crashing down around them. |
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