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Matthew 4:24 (King James Version 1611) And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them. See fish? If Jesus was with her there would have been nothing for her to do. As it is, it's just another foray into third world cesspools to take whatever they have for the catlick church. Jesus heals, mother theresa steals. Get the hell away from those crackpots fish; even the men wear "frocks". Dean |
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October 29, 1562: George Abbot, translator of the Gospels, Acts and Revelation for the King James Bible, is born. He became head of the Church of England in 1611, but his popularity (and his health) declined sharply after he killed a man in a hunting accident in 1621.
Praise Jesus, not only did God speak through Brother Abbot and cause the Holy KJV1611 Bible to be written in God's chosen language (American), but he bears a striking resemblance to our Godly Vice President Dick Cheney. |
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In Detroit, October 30 of every year is called "Devil's Night." At least the blue-state demon-cretins admit to having a holiday for their dark lord. Then again, is there ever any night in Detroit that isn't the devil's night?
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November 3, 1966: John Lennon tells reporters that his band, the Beatles, is "more popular than Jesus," infuriating God and ensuring that the "Fab Four" would spend eternity in hellfire.
...I guess we know who was the most popular now, don't we...:glare: Mr. Lennin and his satanic fellow Beatle George Harrison (a hippie dothead) are both gulping scalding hot sulfur at this very moment. Two down, two to go. Jesus always wins!!:thumbsup: |
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November 4, 1646: The Massachusetts Bay Colony makes it a capital offense to deny that the Bible is the Word of God.
...And once we sweep an all-GOP ticket into each and every seat in both houses of Congress, those days of yore shall return, Praise Jesus!:thumbsup: Imagine how busy the Sword of God would be if we had this Godly law in place today! |
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November 6, 1789: The Roman institution digs its talons more deeply into God's favorite country when His Unholiness Pope Impius VI appoints John Carroll as first Catholic bishop in the United States. That would have been a good time to start saving up to pay off all of the lawsuits, but I guess that Bishop Carroll's guardian demon forgot to mention that.
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Friend, Please do not suggest God is a woman. Women do not create life, men do. Now if God does not judge, why is there Hell for bad people like axe muderers, criminals, Democrats friend? |
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No man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6 That's Jesus talking to you, friend, so don't you dare call us Pharisees.. The Pharisees opposed Jesus, we side with Jesus on evey occasion. Let us make this VERY CLEAR: Without Jesus you are doomed to Hell, NO EXCEPTIONS. Quote:
What you're experiencing is probably demonic oppression. We have something better, friend, the holy spirit, we do not need your false gods nor your demons. Praise the LORD! God does discriminate, HE HATE SINNERS. (Including blasphemers) And He will throw them into eternal fire, which they justly deserve. The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity. Psalm 5:5 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Matthew 13:41-42 |
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And what are you talking about with all that hippy "inner light" stuff? You sound like a dirty wicker scum! You'd better get right with Jesus, read the KVJ and tithe to Landover. |
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November 10th, 1520: King Christian II of Denmark executes 82 Swedish heretics in the Stockholm Bloodbath. As we all know, Denmark is one of the only two countries in history to have a flag personally designed by God himself. Here's hoping that Brother Prune will be organising an appropriate commemoration of this good Christian's deeds - maybe a "Christiana bloodbath"?
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December 3, 1902: Birth of Mitsuo Fuchida, the pilot who flew the lead plane in Japan's air attack on Pearl Harbor (12/7/1941). Following WWII, through representatives of the Pocket Testament League, Fuchida was converted to false Christianity in 1950. He died a few years later and is currently doing the doggie paddle in scalding bile for all eternity in hell, the sneaky little nip.:angry:
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This day marks 6 months since Satan's birthday, 6/6/6. It also marks 17 years since the French-Canuck feminazis drove a poor young sand negro boy insane, and 85 years of Irish failure to develop civilisation.
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December 12, 1712: The colony of South Carolina requires "all persons whatsoever" to attend church each Sunday and refrain from skilled labor and travel. Violators of the "Sunday Law" could be fined 10 shillings or locked in the stocks for two hours.
This was the birth of liberalism. The Holy Bible clearly states that those who work on the Sabbath are to be killed, not fined or pilloried. Exodus 35:2 -- Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. |
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