Honor Jesus this Easter by devouring Ham until you PUKE!
Seriously!
What better way to thumb our noses at the Christ-killing joos? He is Risen®, so IN YOUR FACE!!...amen? This Easter, my family and I will be glutting on bacon-wrapped ham that has been deep fried in hog lard, and slathered in pork sausage gravy.:drool: I am all atwitter with anticipation! So eat til it hurts, brethren...don't stop until the pork pack starts backing up into your nasal cavity. If the spirit moves you, set up camp in front of a jooish temple and make a scene. http://rlv.zcache.com/pork_fat_rules..._va6lr_512.jpg Let's show Jesus how much we care! |
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My husband just killed a small hog (200 lbs) and I've cooked it for dinner. For Easter, there's going to be pork everywhere. And once my husband has eaten all he can, and he's ordered me to as I can, he's leading all of my entire church out to vomit all over the local mosque. Then we will do round two all over the temple. And then, since we will all have room in our stomachs', we'll end of the night with large pork, ham, bacon, and lard pies. I'm using dried pork as a crust and will be happy to share over private message or the ladies' forums my recipe, if anyone is interested. :)
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Me too, I'm going to eat pork the whole week and I'm especially going to enjoy it on Good Friday, just to have a dig at the paptists at the same time! Could it get any better than angering PETA, the joos, the mooselimbs and the paptists at the same time by just eating delicious meat?
And don't forget to put these in everything you drink http://s4.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600...538-830197.jpg |
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I have a question. Why can't you be a homosexual AND a Christian? I find it ironic to say God loves everyone he creates, yet he "hates" homosexuals. I don't get it. :bye:
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