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Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 04:12 PM

Top 8 reasons why GOD HATES the Netherlands
 
#1. The Nether(regions)lands is the gayest country on earth. What is the first thing you think about when you think about this country? Sweaty gay men, defiling one another on public park benches. In this country gays can marry and commit buggery without any fear of repercussions. Typical dutch couple:
http://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws....12/gay-men.jpg

#2. The women there openly abort healthy children and keep their retarded children, as if they weren't already retarded enough to begin with!
http://downsyndroomamsterdam.nl/wp-c...Jimmy_web1.jpg

#3: Netherlands is basically a matriarchy. Whatever "eco-green-gaia-friendly" horse crap that came out probably started there where the "men" are completely subservient to the women:

http://www.bakfiets-en-meer.nl/wp-co...g-bakfiets.jpg
#4: The Nether regions have completely given up on the war on drugs and their cities are openly infested with drugged out lunatics in search of more gay sex and crack cocaine:

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003...v1_xlarge.jpeg

#5: they murder grandma and grandma: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-per-cent.html

#6: Miscegenation is legal there, and the young white women are walking, talking sluts who fornicate with any and every third world mooslem negro off a banana boat:

http://cdn.stylefrizz.com/img/doutze...ogue-may09.jpg

#7: They have museums dedicated to their weird sexual fetishes which includes dead bodies of trolls and mutants:

http://www.mundieart.com/cabinet/images/mv-film-10.jpg

#8: Although virtually all dutch men are gay, and all the women are cohorting with third world immigrants, the rest of the women are turned into prostitutes and put in cages for tourists to buy:

http://www.blogolanda.it/wp-content/...ta-vetrina.png

There is no place on earth I have ever seen so full of homoerotic undertones and anti-God ways than this godforsaken swamp of a nation.

Soon the LORD will drown this swamp with his water and it will exist no more, it is a blight on Europe and the world.

Attila's Wife 12-25-2013 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Chester Longshire (Post 1050874)

#3: Netherlands is basically a matriarchy. Whatever "eco-green-gaia-friendly" horse crap that came out probably started there where the "men" are completely subservient to the women:

http://www.bakfiets-en-meer.nl/wp-co...g-bakfiets.jpg

Brother Chester, thank you for interpreting that photo for me. Because I totally misunderstood and assumed that the wife had misbehaved and her husband had put her into a wheelbarrow to take her to the dump.

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Originally Posted by Chester Longshire (Post 1050874)
Soon the LORD will drown this swamp with his water and it will exist no more, it is a blight on Europe and the world.

On Friday, if the weather forecast is to be believed. GLORY!

YiC
AW
:jesus:

Ex-soccer player 12-25-2013 05:55 PM

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We already know everything about these clogwearing cheese-faggots:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43929

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 06:10 PM

Re: Top 8 reasons why GOD HATES the Netherlands
 
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Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player (Post 1050894)
We already know everything about these clogwearing cheese-faggots:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43929

Germany has a proud history full of hope and success. These swamp German Flanderites were obviously the ones that you guys kicked out for perversions during the 30 year war. Notice how the Lutherans (for all their faults) fought the catlick inquisitors, but the dutch took it in the ass from of all people the Spanish, for hundreds of years? No way God will favor such a sinful nation.

Look at how succesful das Vaterland is in all things compared to the dutch and you know who God favors.

Even the euro-football cup (not the real football) was won by Germany like 7 times. The dutch can't even compete in such a girly sport as this because its too aggressive for them, and they are too stoned, plus their buttocks hurt from too much anal sex. If they can't even win at a girl's sport, I don't know what I can do for them.

Ex-soccer player 12-25-2013 07:29 PM

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Well it's true that God looks favorably on Germany as it was before it became a paradise for gays and mudslimes:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43959

Concerning the tulipheads: Personally, I've only visited these obnoxious dutch wannabe Germans once. I think they smell cheesy from the mouth :stinker:

Chester Longshire 12-25-2013 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player (Post 1050912)
Well it's true that God looks favorably on Germany as it was before it became a paradise for gays and mudslimes:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43959

Concerning the tulipheads: Personally, I've only visited these obnoxious dutch wannabe Germans once. I think they smell cheesy from the mouth :stinker:

I am a proud owner of a volkswagen even since GM was taken over by comrade Obama.

No way God can curse the last decent automaker on earth, what would we drive?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kZNInNJY4E...gen-beetle.png

Meanwhile the dutch have had hundreds of years to make cars, and if we all lived like them we'd be close to the stone age:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...ticleLarge.jpg

Ex-soccer player 12-25-2013 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Chester Longshire (Post 1050916)
No way God can curse the last decent automaker on earth, what would we drive?

You can always buy a Mercedes or BMW if your cheese making and clog carving businesses bring enough profit. With a Mercedes you can move your gypsy-like caravans even better throughout Europe. Isn't that great?

IreneS 12-26-2013 10:33 AM

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Remember the story of the little boy who put his finger in the dyke? How utterly perverted that little boys are actually encouraged to perform indecent acts on lesbeans!

Chester Longshire 12-26-2013 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player (Post 1050933)
You can always buy a Mercedes or BMW if your cheese making and clog carving businesses bring enough profit. With a Mercedes you can move your gypsy-like caravans even better throughout Europe. Isn't that great?

The entire economy of the netherregions is based on: drugs, tulips, clogs, prostitution, and second-hand bycicles.

Its basically a narco-state like mexico or afghanistan.


Can any one say....coup d'tat???

We need to overthrow their regime with a Christian government.

Attila's Wife 12-26-2013 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Chester Longshire (Post 1051085)
Can any one say....coup d'tat???

Can anyone even spell it?

Chester Longshire 12-26-2013 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife (Post 1051096)
Can anyone even spell it?

Its a frog word so I don't really care about accuracy.

The point is, Netherregions needs a good clean dust up. I hope the CIA installs a cleansing government there to rid it of its immorality, that is, before its too late and God submerges it in a cleansing flood.

FreeFromBrains 12-26-2013 11:30 AM

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You people make me sick. I've never seen such stupid racism or ill informed sentiments.

You claim to be true charistians but I don't see any love for your fellow man.

You are joke.

Chester Longshire 12-26-2013 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains (Post 1051102)
You people make me sick. I've never seen such stupid racism or ill informed sentiments.

You claim to be true charistians but I don't see any love for your fellow man.

You are joke.

Are you Dutch?

Zwarte Piet?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Sintenpiet.jpg

Ex-soccer player 12-26-2013 12:50 PM

Re: Top 8 reasons why GOD HATES the Netherlands
 
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Originally Posted by Chester Longshire (Post 1051085)
The entire economy of the netherregions is based on: drugs, tulips, clogs, prostitution, and second-hand bycicles.

Its basically a narco-state like mexico or afghanistan.

That's true, drugs and prostitution/porn are obviously the most important industrial sectors in Godless Holland. When I visited these cheeseheads I noticed they never close their curtains. I could spend the whole evening peeping into their houses. At first I thought they are all some kind of pervert exhibitionists (which is probably also true), but in fact they use their windows as display windows to offer their wifes and daughters to collect some money for cannabis :smoke: I saw this myself in Amsterdam :thumbdown:

Chester Longshire 12-26-2013 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player (Post 1051122)
That's true, drugs and prostitution/porn are obviously the most important industrial sectors in Godless Holland. When I visited these cheeseheads I noticed they never close their curtains. I could spend the whole evening peeping into their houses. At first I thought they are all some kind of pervert exhibitionists (which is probably also true), but in fact they use their windows as display windows to offer their wifes and daughters to collect some money for cannabis :smoke: I saw this myself in Amsterdam :thumbdown:

Back when I was a backslider and the dollar was strong against the euro, I myself, fell prey some of the aggressive, Chester-loving dutch women of Amster(damned).

Now that I am good with the Lord again, I can't wait to see these unchaste whores burning in hell.

Chester Longshire 12-26-2013 05:43 PM

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First Trio "Married" in The Netherlands

The Netherlands and Belgium were the first countries to give full marriage rights to homosexuals. In the United States some politicians propose “civil unions” that give homosexual couples the full benefits and responsibilities of marriage. These civil unions differ from marriage only in name.
Meanwhile in the Netherlands polygamy has been legalised in all but name. Last Friday the first civil union of three partners was registered. Victor de Bruijn (46) from Roosendaal “married” both Bianca (31) and Mirjam (35) in a ceremony before a notary who duly registered their civil union.
“I love both Bianca and Mirjam, so I am marrying them both,” Victor said. He had previously been married to Bianca. Two and a half years ago they met Mirjam Geven through an internet chatbox. Eight weeks later Mirjam deserted her husband and came to live with Victor and Bianca. After Mirjam’s divorce the threesome decided to marry.


http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/301

FloJones 12-26-2013 06:25 PM

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Being half-Dutch, I believe that I can clear up a few misconceptions of Holland.
1. People generally don't close their curtains in Holland. This is because we have nothing to hide. The world is a much more friendlier place when people are open and honest with each other.
2. The idea of Zwarte Piet being racist. In Holland, we believe that Santa comes from Holland. This Santa is based on the historical figure, Saint Nicholas, and is Spanish. Zwarte Piet is also a historical figure, (a Moor) also from Spain. Morris dancing is a tradition of Moors, and so if you believe that Zwarte Piet is racist, you also believe that morris dancing is racist.
3. Many Dutch people ride bikes. This is not a symbol of us living in the 'stone age', as Chester Longshire so eloquently phrased it. It is because bikes are cleaner, friendlier and safer than cars. So while other countries pollute God's earth,I shall stick to my bike. While other countries argue over who's right of way it is on the roads, the Dutch stick to their bikes. While other countries have more road casualties, we will stick to our bikes.

Chester Longshire 12-26-2013 06:45 PM

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1. People generally don't close their curtains in Holland. This is because we have nothing to hide. The world is a much more friendlier place when people are open and honest with each other.
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So you show your ass off to every masturbating peeping tom who walks about the street? This is really disgusting. Why are most of your women behind windows trying to entice innocent men to walk in? Why do they accept visa or mastercard? You people are repulsive.
"For a man is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man." 1 Corinthians 11:7

2. The idea of Zwarte Piet being racist. In Holland, we believe that Santa comes from Holland. This Santa is based on the historical figure, Saint Nicholas, and is Spanish. Zwarte Piet is also a historical figure, (a Moor) also from Spain. Morris dancing is a tradition of Moors, and so if you believe that Zwarte Piet is racist, you also believe that morris dancing is racist.

Right and you want me to believe you people aren't superstitious and stone aged? If these are your beliefs than God help you.

Zwarte Piet is a made up character, he is not God. You people really need to learn this.


3. Many Dutch people ride bikes. This is not a symbol of us living in the 'stone age', as Chester Longshire so eloquently phrased it. It is because bikes are cleaner, friendlier and safer than cars. So while other countries pollute God's earth,I shall stick to my bike. While other countries argue over who's right of way it is on the roads, the Dutch stick to their bikes. While other countries have more road casualties, we will stick to our bikes.

Bikes cause casualties all the time, I saw stoned dutchmen riding bikes into the canals there and no one jumped in to rescue them. At least in my SUV I am safe when I take a drink or two, perhaps unlike the other guy who bumps into me.


Now how do you attempt to "refute" the other points I made about dutch killing grandma? Dutch selling off their daughters? Dutch women miscegenating with refugees? Dutch museums dedicated to sexual perversions and mutant fetishes?

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 12-26-2013 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FloJones (Post 1051166)
3. Many Dutch people ride bikes. This is not a symbol of us living in the 'stone age', as Chester Longshire so eloquently phrased it. It is because bikes are cleaner, friendlier and safer than cars. So while other countries pollute God's earth,I shall stick to my bike. While other countries argue over who's right of way it is on the roads, the Dutch stick to their bikes. While other countries have more road casualties, we will stick to our bikes.

And I suppose the constant anal stimulation from sitting on a hard saddle for hours is just a coincidental side-effect? Hm?

Ex-soccer player 12-26-2013 07:25 PM

Re: Top 8 reasons why GOD HATES the Netherlands
 
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Originally Posted by FloJones (Post 1051166)
2. The idea of Zwarte Piet being racist. In Holland, we believe that Santa comes from Holland. This Santa is based on the historical figure, Saint Nicholas, and is Spanish. Zwarte Piet is also a historical figure, (a Moor) also from Spain. Morris dancing is a tradition of Moors, and so if you believe that Zwarte Piet is racist, you also believe that morris dancing is racist.

Thank you for clearing that up. Racism, intolerance and unjust prejudices are huge problems among the Dutch, but it's good to hear that "zwarte piet" is the exception of the rule. You seem to be a sensible person, and I hope we get more Hollanders here who want to learn how to become a bit more open-minded and accepting to other opinions :thumbsup:

God hates Dutch racism:
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Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons: But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him. - Acts 10:34-35


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