Informative World Map
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Hello everyone,
I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is. I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room. Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later. Anyway, I hope this helps: Attachment 6096 |
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Brother Bathfire, that is a great work. Indeed it is sad that you can't break it down more closely, but once one gets started subdividing Greek Orthodox idolaters from Ethiopian Orthodox idolaters, and Shinto heathens from Confucian heathens, one ends up with a hopelessly complicated diagram.
It would take a truly Universal and Perfect intellect to sort out all the categories of damned, accursed, and unrepentantly sinful humans. Ultimately I suppose only the Lord has the ability to figure out how to properly damn people on an individual basis. ~~ OEJ |
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Brother Bathfire,
I am going to petition our local school board to begin using this immediately! YIC |
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The information on this map is really all that a person needs to understand the world. Any more detail would just be for the sake of academics. I'll print this out for my cousin's little girl to use when she's doing her homework at my house. Thank you for all the research and hard work you put into this, Brother Bathfire!
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Pray for the Godly Americans living on the Cusp of Godliness and that border to the left! If they make the wrong turn going Home,
will they become.......contaminated? :( |
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Brother Bathfire you must certainly be the harbinger I have heard so much about.
Why just last night whilst in fervent prayer I asked the Lord for to know just what land is what, and how He Judges such dwellers of those lands. He spoke crystal clear in saying that one of His Preferred Children will soon reveal all, and added that I best soon sell my abos and use the fare to procure travel to Soviet Kanuckistan so as to pick up and save Miss Cheshire, and without haste, deliver ourselves unto the land clearly pointed out by His Preferred Child. Praise. |
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PS a wise move to sell your Abos, I hear they do not thrive in polar climes. |
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A map that any summer traveler would love to... nay... MUST have! Also further proof that the Earth is flat.
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Brother Bathfire, your map is accurate and informative. It is possible that there are additional unpleasant places to identify, but the clutter would make the map unreadable.
I hope that you can create a map for True Christians to use to know which parts of the world might be safe for vacation travel. One can't stay in the U.S.A. forever, you know. I assume there are some holy sights worth visiting. |
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You might want to identify JYC on account of the sheer magnitude of its kikedom. It is the second largest concentration of Christ killers in the world; consequently, it will always remain a priority target for Obama sin Laden.
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GLORY to JESUS and kudos to you for your blessed work in compiling this wonderful teaching aid, Brother!
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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?
1. California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it. 2. The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum. 3. Please learn to spell properly - ie Jews, not 'Joos'. 4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization! 5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim? 6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991. 7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate. The ignorance around here astounds me.:wacko: |
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You are correct. This woman was an internationally renown boomeranger! And please tell Ge that we all think highly of him, too.
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Great map, but there's not much info about the southern cone of South America.
Fortunately, I was always good in geography, so I can help fill in some of the blanks. There's a country down there called "Chilli." Seems like their whole economy is based on exporting hot peppers and running a chain of restaurants. This is what's on their national flag: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ChilisLogo.png There's some other country down there called Artichoketina. Aside from artichokes, they're known for dances like the tango and lambada. They once had a woman president named Evita who looked just like Madonna. A few decades ago, the Artichoketinians got uppity and occupied the nearby Fakeland Islands which belong to the UK, but Maggie Thatcher sent in the Limey navy and kicked their butts. There's another pissant country down there called Urologuay. Wouldn't be surprised if there was another nearby country called Gynocologuay. Home ya'll find this info to be educational. YIC, Buford |
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Personally, I would recomend the basic entirety of New England be recoded to join their Californian life partners.
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Add stupid Indonesians to your list for the map revision:
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Ah Brother Nobar, were I to ask for submissions for the category of "fools", I suspect all but Landover would be the same color.
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Mistakes on your map: 1. Eskimos do NOT live in Iceland or Siberia, and very few live in Ontario or Quebec. 2. Eastern and southeast Alaska do NOT belong to Canada. 3. I didn't know that southern Canada, Nova Scotia, northeast Mexico, the western tip of Cuba, and northwest Bahamas belong to the US... :sarcasm: 4. Arizona is actually one of the most conservative states in the United States, far from being classified as 'homers and liberals.' 5. Jamaica and Panama are NOT in Mexico. 6. The Bahamas and Trinidad and Tobago are NOT communist countries. 7. Brazilians do NOT have a reputation for smuggling drugs. 8. So, 'Could Be Anything' is a country? :sarcasm: I believe it's called Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and southeast Brazil. 9. Iceland should be included as part of Scandinavia, or 'sex mad' as you call it. There's more which I'll edit in later. |
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