Electric dog collar för my disobedient wife
I'm having trouble with my Russian mail-order wife, Svetlana. Everything is great except that she keeps running away from time to time. I do beat her quite a lot, but she still seems discontent.
I've been pondering on buying one of those electrical invisible fences for dogs. This one especially: http://www.k9electronics.com/DE-Syst...and-Track.html Have any of you had any experience with putting it on your wife? Have your husband put one on you and did it work? And most importantly, is this in accordance with the Bible? I've done my best in finding passages either condoning or prohibiting such a device, but am none the wiser. Please help a fellow Christian. Praise the Lord. |
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I have them for my children. All on the same frequency. If one is bad, all get punished. I rarely have to use it as the kids seem to resolve issues before I have a chance to grab the remote.
I used one on my wife when she was going through her rebellious late teens. The only side effects were the smell, the burn dots on her neck and a twitch (still there today) each time I speak. 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? 20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's. Revelation 20:14-15 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. 2 Peter 2:9 The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished: Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ; Galatians 5:19-21 19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, 20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, 21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 2 Peter 2:4 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; Show your wife and your family you care. Get involved. Do not let transgressions slip.:innocent: |
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Thanks for the replies. Now I'm eagerly awaiting the package in the mail.
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Perhaps if you replaced the remote control with a decibel meter which could be riveted together as a single compact unit that outcome might be prevented? In Australia we would tend to recommend an electric cattle prod in your situation. The forked tip of this model would be quite versatile, they said, and usnig solar power would mean that you could remove the handle (the unit fits snugly in the small of the back, you can see the wire running off in the image [below] and there is a handy instruction screen [if she can read]) http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/...-power-bra.jpg That is the compact unit. Russian women change shape over time, they cautioned me, and my friend may like to consider a more modest version (depending on climate). They showed me some pictures and said I could send you this one: as you can see the young couple have attained connubial bliss (with the solar unit adequate for future figure enhancement) as I am sure is your objective, Mr Zoidberg. Additional pictures would incur a small charge they said, but I have no idea why they were spruiking electric cattle prods at a railway station at 3 a.m. especially since they took the track up some time ago. Russians! |
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Thanks for the advice. Yes, Russians are very dumb. Poor understanding of God's favourite language. She can only read her native primitive language... They don't even have proper letters.
But I'm confident I'll be able to keep her slim, since I controll what she's allowed to eat. A good thing about the solar panel is that it'll be an effective way of keeping her indoors, since whenever she's outdoors too much she'll get a shock. I'll think about that. Good that you warned me about Russian women's ability to enjoy electrical shocks sexually. Makes sense. It's a perverted and depraved people. Maybe if I jack the shocks up to max it'll be too painful for her to ever develop tolerance? |
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I was not offering advice :fear2: as such, Mr Zoid - just relaying those comments since I happened to meet them last night. Or this morning. |
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Ever considered a Tazer?
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Here's an update. I put the electric dog collar on my wife. The good news is that she hasn't run away once since I put it on. The bad news is that she's unable to leave the home without getting an electric shock. So I have to do the effeminate task of buying groceries. Quite humiliating and I do punish her for it.
I've also made a habit of beating her with a cane every night in the cellar. The combination of the dog collar and the beating has made her quite docile and harmonious. I'd say she's turning out to be a great wife and life partner. I also suspect she's pregnant now! Which certainly is good news. But I won't be using any of those satanic pregnancy tests. So sooner or later I'll see if that belly starts growing with another soldier for Christ. Thanks for all the feedback! |
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Oh, how I wish I had seen this earlier. You should have gone with the Tri-tronics/Garmin (same company now) :( Best collar on the market.
As for Brother Hutchins, the Garmin Astro can connect 9 collars and has a 9 mile range on the GPS. It's expensive, but I know you can afford it. |
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My only concern with this is the vibrate setting. Some women are depraved and have base instincts like beasts of the field. You would need to ensure that the contraption cannot be removed from the neck and moved to other parts of the body to work as Satan's fingers. You wouldn't want to find out your mail order bride had been deliberately spending time at the border zone for her own deviant desires.
If one man had not bought sin into the world these things would not be a concern. Secure the collar well and keep it on the static shock setting. 1 Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? YIC Jack |
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Adam usually uses a tazer when I misbehave, is very simple, he only push my head against the floor or the wall and he press the little thing in my back, in my butt, my legs, everywhere he thinks I need it. Is quite painful, but I understand is needed and is for my own good, he also use it with our daughters when they burn a cake, don't clean the house or forget anything else. Is incredible how useful that little thing can be, just a week after he bought it our behaviour changed really fast :)
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I hope my wife will teach me control and use an electric cattle prod on me whenever She feels Her hubby does not align with the rules of the Bible.
I love my beautiful black wife and hope She will guide me on the way of the Lord.:innocent: Good to luck to our friend and brother of true faith in Stockholm - seems he has control now - I rather hope my wife in Gothenburg will also. |
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Hello dear Brother
When i first read your plea for help my heart sunk at the thought of a decent Christian man being in such a situation, But it fills my heart with warm joy seeing that you've managed to over come this obstacle and have planted seed into this women, I surely hope your wife is now Christian? would hate for your child to turn into some kind of sleeper cell for the KGB. God Bless |
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I am not yet married, but can these shocking tactics be used on girlfriends and/or a fiance' perhaps? I would like to teach the woman I choose to marry early about being a good Christian woman.
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I hardly ever have to enforce my sturdy back hand as she knew her place from the very beginning! God Bless |
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I never thought about investing in a wife before. There aren't many God-fearing families in my area, but how would I go about initiating this process? How do you determine the worth of the future wife?
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