Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?
Brothers, I happened across THIS story about a Godless Mormon getting into hot water with the pope of the mormons (or whatever they have), when I was struck with the Holy Spirit and had an idea. I thought I might run it by you God fearing Manly Men and see who salutes it.
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If we can raise some money for our overseas mission, I'm game, although I'm sure brother Santiago might be more appropriate for the assignment.
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Now that's what I'm talkin about Pastor Ezekial!
Fabulous pic of you! It would surely inspire wetter than spring True Christian ladies to beg their middle-aged hubbies to create another teensy True Christian to add to the fold. Good stuff! As you can see by my Avatar photo, I am also a strikingly handsome man. Sadly, though, my years as a Catlick have resulted in God leaving His mark of rebuke on me. In the form of not only a third, but a fourth nipple. So I cannot volunteer for the calendar unless you have some good photoshop software. Also God, knowing before my birth that I would spend years as a heretic, pre-punished me by having me born with nether equipment that would make a chink laugh. So there would be no manly bulge in my speedos to inspire the ladies to add to God's roster of True Christians. :sigh: I apologize for my inadequacies but am comforted by the knowledge that there are many True Christian manly men at Landover who could easily fill a dozen calendars. |
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I suppose that I could be persuaded to participate, since it is for the glory of God and the benefit of His favorite church. I have taken care of my body out of gratitude to the Creator Who gave it to me. In fact, my daughter's betrothed says that I have a very good body for a man of my age.
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I have a photo of my privately chastising a witch, I see it as Mr October.
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Here's a photo of me at the beach when I was a bit younger. Perfect for the month of July.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/17...5d19ed.jpg?v=0 By God, I was a handsome devil. I could scarcely walk ten feet without having a woman throw her bloomers in my face. I also received many a racy photo. Ladies worshiped the Hatchman©. |
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Someone seems to have forgotten how to use the ‘delete’ key. I think that’s very telling. |
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To be politically correct, I submit this cop for consideration.
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I think this could be a good idea.
We know ladies have minds that are weaker than ours, and thus more prone to lurid thoughts. We might as well give them something wholesome to look at, and associate them to Godly sex, instead of secular filth. I have some youth group photos taken up at the lake I might be able to contribute. Praise! |
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I have photos I could submit, but I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this calendar idea yet. I have some concerns about it falling into the hands of Homersexuals, in fact. Every time I stop at a rest stop along the highway, I'm approached by Homersexuals. Some say they're just using the restroom, but I see how they are looking at me while touching themselves, and I decry their depravity. They usually run away, but sometimes, I'm forced to take them out back among the trees and administer a righteous pounding! Incredibly, I often see the SAME filthy sodomites showing up at the SAME rest stops, even after I've brutally hammered away at them in the woods. They just don't seem to learn. :wacko: I admit that such experiences leave me completely drained; I sleep for hours when I get home! Anyway, the point is that photos such as these, of manly Landover men, could tempt sodomites. They might start showing up trying to get into services, or hanging out at the rest stop on the highway nearest Freehold. Some of you may also experience the terrifying sexual advances to which I've been subject. Is that a risk you're willing to take? |
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That makes it sound less appealing, now.
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How could homos get a hold of it unless there are no homos at LBC???
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I see this was first posted last July, long before Hitonmi 'came out' so to speak, wearing Gold Lame' :(
I wasn't in here - only threw a memo sheet in the door. Ouch! ..... OUCH!!! :glare: |
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If it helps raise money for a Worthy cause, then here is a picture of me that Doreen took at the beach this summer.
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Huh, mine, as Mr October privately chastizing a witch, has gone - here it is again:
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