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Shallow-izer 06-22-2007 07:47 PM

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Holidays on this Day

We do not list heathen ceremonies or histories on this Godly forum. Kindly refrain from imposing your hellish views on us. This is your last warning.

Pastor Ezekiel 07-02-2007 12:01 PM

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July 2, 1752: The first English Bible published in America rolls off presses in Boston.

And don't you know it was a KJV1611 Authorized version, published by Landover Baptist Press. :thumbsup:

Praise JESUS what a glorious day!! :yahoo:

Unsaved and Loving It 07-02-2007 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 79646)
July 2, 1752: The first English Bible published in America rolls off presses in Boston.

And don't you know it was a KJV1611 Authorized version, published by Landover Baptist Press. :thumbsup:

Praise JESUS what a glorious day!! :yahoo:

Only over 140 years after it was first published under the great people of Britain, supposed land of Satan. Really shows how much God loves America. :innocent:

Pastor Ezekiel 07-14-2007 02:14 PM

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July 15, 1099: The First Crusade captures Jerusalem, massacring thousands. "The city was filled with corpses and blood," wrote one chronicler.

Praise Jesus! If we can just Stay The Course and continue Mission Accomplished, all of Iraquistan will run with rivers of mudslime blood once again. Glory be to GOD!

The steaks are on me after Sunday Services down at Ruth's Chris steak House, boys! Let's drink a toast to those brave crusaders who spent so many years away from home disemboweling and impaling unsaved heathens!

Pastor Isaac Peters 07-24-2007 09:31 PM

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July 24, 1567: The Romanist harlot Mary, Queen of Scots, abdicated in favor of her son, who became James VI of Scotland and later James I of England. Thus, the way was paved for the Holy King James Bible. God is good, all the time!

Pastor Ezekiel 08-03-2007 01:11 PM

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August 4, 1792: By order of revolutionaries, all houses of worship close in France.

Proving once and for all that Godless communism was invented in France. :thumbdown:

Pastor Isaac Peters 08-03-2007 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 86843)
August 4, 1792: By order of revolutionaries, all houses of worship close in France.

Proving once and for all that Godless communism was invented in France. :thumbdown:

As the cheese-eating surrender monkeys say in their own diabolical "language": Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. The more things change, the more the French spit on Jesus.

Pastor Ezekiel 08-06-2007 02:05 PM

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August 5, 1656: Eight Quakers from England arrive in Boston, where True Christians™ of the Massachusetts Bay Colony immediately imprisoned them without trial. They were held in irons until the ships that brought them were ready to take them back to England.
Oh those were the days. We knew how to take care of false Christian communists back in the day!

Pastor Ezekiel 08-12-2007 12:00 PM

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August 13, 1587: Members of Sir Walter Raleigh's expedition to Roanoke baptises Manko, the first American Indian convert to Protestantism.

You know, my great-grandfather used to regale us with stories handed down about that redskin. It seems that he was quite the cutup around the village. Always thinking he got free pies for agreeing to worship "the Great White Father". :lol:

I think some kid shot him for target practice finally.

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 08-15-2007 01:34 PM

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August 15, 1945 - Victory over Japan Day
It was on this glorious day so many years ago that the Lord Jesus finally moved the Japanese to surrender, as we knew they would, to the vastly superior American Army. After months of getting their skinny, rice-eating, slanty-eyed, God-hating heinies handed to them on a silver platter, we finally snapped their chopsticks and forced them to give up and go back to their rice paddy. Little known fact: it was also on this day that Japan agreed to start acting more American and pursue more Godly goals such as making products that Americans would spend money on. I believe it was on this day that our glorious leader, Pastor Al, was captured on film expressing his extreme joy by kissing his future wife:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...j_day_kiss.jpg

Praise Jesus and pass the soy sauce!

Pastor Isaac Peters 08-17-2007 07:29 PM

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August 18, 293 B.C.*: The first known temple to the Roman goddess Venus was inaugurated. The Romans worship a pagan goddess to this day, although they have renamed her Mary.

And speaking of Catholics...

August 18, 1634: Romanist priest Urbain Grandier was burned at the stake for witchcraft, after having been acquitted, subjected to a new trial, denied appeal, and tortured. The papists had it right for once, obeying what Scripture has to say about witches, without all of that namby-pamby liberal nonsense about "due process of law" and "double jeopardy."

*Not "BCE," thank you very much.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-08-2007 12:54 AM

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September 6, 1651: Obadiah Holmes, who had been arrested for preaching Baptist doctrine, is given 30 lashes with a three-corded whip in Boston Commons. During the beating, he was so filled with divine joy that he told the magistrates, "You have struck me with roses." His punishment occasioned the conversion of Henry Dunster, president of Harvard, to the Baptists, and led to the founding of Boston's first Baptist church.

Praise Jesus for this brave early True Christian™. Imagine the guts it took to bring the TRUE Word of God to that liebral state, even back then. I have it on good authority that the man who laid on those 30 lashes was a limp-wristed Pilgrim.

Brother Obadiah's decendants are still leading members of God's favorite church, Platinum Tithers every one.:thumbsup:

Pastor Ezekiel 09-09-2007 12:10 PM

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September 10, 1869: A Baptist minister invents the rickshaw in Yokohama, Japan.
I don't like to brag, but that Baptist was my great-great grandfather, Exodus Flint. He was quite the generous man. Family lore has it that he suffered from horrible flatulence all of his life (he lived to be 104 years old!), and the chinks over there in Yokohama he was trying to convert to Christianity all complained about the unGodly gases coming out of him when they had to carry him around town. Out of the pure love of Jesus he invented the rickshaw for the little yellow monkeys to make it easier to haul him around and be upwind at the same time. And do you think they ever thanked him? :angry:

Those slants owe the white man so much it isn't even funny. And all we ever get in return is sneaky attacks and cat meat chop suey.

lord warrior 09-09-2007 03:30 PM

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August 18, 293 B.C.*: The first known temple to the Roman goddess Venus was inaugurated. The Romans worship a pagan goddess to this day, although they have renamed her Mary.

And speaking of Catholics...


This is how the catolics have preached the gospel for centuries. That take the pagan gods and make them into christian saints. And making Jesus's word into just another form of pagan worship. What will those piast popist due when they are flung to the pits of hell for there blastfamy.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-10-2007 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lord warrior (Post 93833)
August 18, 293 B.C.*: The first known temple to the Roman goddess Venus was inaugurated. The Romans worship a pagan goddess to this day, although they have renamed her Mary.

And speaking of Catholics...


This is how the catolics have preached the gospel for centuries. That take the pagan gods and make them into christian saints. And making Jesus's word into just another form of pagan worship. What will those piast popist due when they are flung to the pits of hell for there blastfamy.

Son, you're about a month too late on that one. Try and keep up.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-20-2007 11:11 PM

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Praise Jesus! It's been 50 years of glory and praising God's Holy name on the blessed currency of America. Halelluah, Jesus wouldn't have it any other way!

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...Long before the words were printed on paper money, they first
appeared on coins after a Pennsylvania minister wrote to the secretary
of the treasury in 1861, suggesting God's name should be featured on
U.S. coins.

"This would relieve us from the ignominy of heathenism," wrote the
Rev. M.R. Watkinson to Treasury Secretary Salmon P. Chase in 1861,
according to the Web site of the U.S. Treasury Department.

Three years later, U.S. coins began to bear the words "In God We
Trust."

It wasn't until 1956 that Congress declared those words to be the
national motto. On Oct. 1, 1957, they began appearing on the back of
dollar bills under the words "The United States of America."...

Pastor Ezekiel 10-17-2007 01:27 PM

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October 16, 1925: The Texas State Text Book Board bans evolutionary theory from all its textbooks.
Glory!! Once GWB is installed as president for life, this will be true in every state in Jesusland.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-27-2007 04:50 AM

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October 29, 1562: George Abbot, translator of the Gospels, Acts and Revelation for the King James Bible, is born. He became head of the Church of England in 1611, but his popularity (and his health) declined sharply after he killed a man in a hunting accident in 1621.
Praise God! Brother Abbot was an invaluable tool of the Lord, taking down perfect dictation in Divine Transmission of the ONE TRUE BIBLE.

In a side note, we see that even the best True Christians™ like Brother Abbot and our Godly vice President Dick Cheney can be mercilessly and unfairly persecuted for pusuring a harmless hobby. :angry:

Pastor Ezekiel 10-31-2007 12:41 PM

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November 1, 1950: Pope Pius XII releases his "Munificentissimus Deus," proclaiming the "Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary." The doctrine teaches that Mary was taken in body and soul into heaven at the end of her life. The belief was first propounded in Christian circles by Gregory of Tours in the late 500s.
And the antichrist roman pope STILL can't back any of that up in the Holy Bible. :angry:

Pastor Ezekiel 10-31-2007 12:59 PM

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November 3, 1966: John Lennon tells reporters that his band, the Beatles, is "more popular than Jesus," touching off a firestorm of controversy.
And where is the God mocker now? Roasting in hellfire, gargling satan's scalding hot spunk, playing rock and roll on his own intestines for satan's enjoyment. There is even testimony from eyewitnesses that this feeble-minded brit is screaming in hell. Take a look at THIS!


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