Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!
In honor of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity (see footnote), this year the gold, silver, bronze, and first runner-up prize for the Sunday School labor-day essay contest ("How the estate tax persecutes America's hard-working heirs") will be this $270 hot pink calfskin Bible.
http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/...ible082207.jpg Don't expect to be the next First Lady of the USA without it! (The prize for winning boys will be the usual selection of sidearms). Footnote: Proof of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity: |
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That is gooooooorgeous Brother Jeb!
I want one! As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to order one for all the Ladies of Landover for Christmas presents. No well dressed True Christian™ gal should be without one. I bet Betty Bower's already has one. Thank you for posting it! Sister Thumper |
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Oooooooh that is so beautiful! I want one those pink Bibles too!
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This is pathetic. You're turning your own religion into a market? You people are...
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... don't think Jesus will approve, noddy :blink: |
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I'm not selling my pink words <_< And I don't care what Jesus thi... oh wait, he can't think, he's been dead for 2k years!
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You said you were here to debate us, and we let you in. Now you've betrayed your promise by explicitly stating that you don't care what we think. If only you were in Iraq. Over here we know how to deal with people who try to sneak into the Green Zone under false premises. And this forum, friend, is GOD'S GREEN ZONE™ In short: Either learn to state your case in an adult manner or get ready to be banned by the first moderator to come along. |
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I meant 2000, and it makes perfect sense. And I'm sorry for sounding rude, it's just that I'm getting irritated with you, as you are probably irritated with me.
And please, don't get me started about Iraq. |
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I support our troops highly now that we're in Iraq, although it would have been better if they had not had to have gone there in the first place :)
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... hopefully, noddy :blink: |
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I can't tell you how proud we are of our very own Sister Virginia Templeton and her husband, Mr. Gary Templeton, for donating the Bibles at cost plus 3% for the prizes. :thumbsup:
Their store, Biblepalooza, has become my husband, Mr. Whitford, and my favorite Bible store in Freehold! The friendly staff is always there to greet you with a smile and some good, solid witnessing, and their prices can't be beat! |
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PROOF that Parris has become a TRUE Christian.
Everyone knows that only God fearing True Christian believers like NASCAR. http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/...ghts-on-denny/ |
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Everyone else also knows that without a doubt, NASCAR is THE MOST BORING "sport" ever.
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What's your idea of a good sport, count drag-ula? |
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At night when I close my eyes, I see woman of my dreams, with a pink designer handbag, her pink accessory Bible, and her matching tazer. She will teach the Bible to our many children, and if they daydream or sass talk, her tazer-draw will be the fastest in the west.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...tazer190.2.jpg:wub::wub::wub: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...taser600.1.jpg So how about that? A special pink bible, pink tazer 2-for-one deal? Make my dreams come true... |
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Soccer is for eurotrash fags. |
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It may not come in pretty colors, but I personally carry an anodized gray Beretta 3032 Tomcat Inox and it works plenty good! I know some crybaby lieberals are whining over that incident last month with the Hughes' Mexican't gardener, but how was I supposed to know he was returning our "borrowed" lawnmower? The district attorney here in Freehold found that I had just cause in suspecting that he was stealing it and acted in a reasonable manner, so no charges were pressed, and I've apologized to the Hughes family for making them go through the inconvenience of finding a new gardener. The upside is that the filthy papist already had 3 children and another on the way. If he was only tazered, who knows how many more brats he would sire to grow up and suck on the welfare treat or join Mexican't gangs and steal from good, honest, God-fearing folk? Oh dear! I'm sorry if I'm babbling! Some Joo lawyer, probably from the ACLJoo, served me with a summons today. The gardener's family is suing me for "wrongful death" now. If they thought it was so wrongful, they wouldn't have been born as lazy, thieving Mexican'ts! What are they crying about? I gave them $50 and one-way tickets back to Mexico! Greedy and selfish, that's what they are. I know I shouldn't be jealous, but I do envy your easy life in Baghdad, with so few worries and none of these horrible troubles to weigh on you. |
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