Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die
Each night before Delores and I retire for bed, we hold hands and pray for the painful death of Zsa Zsa Gabor. I like to pray that she dies from bed sore infections, and Delores prays that she is consumed by large voracious, yellow-toothed Brown rats.
Then I pray for disease-riddled, painful deaths of my other enemies: Jimmy Carter, Lee Iacocca, Simon Cowell, Ernest Borgnine, University of Pittsburgh women's basketball head coach Agnus Berenato, Kirk Douglas, Nelson Mandela, Pinko Folk Singer Pete Seeger, UN Secretary General Javier Pérez de Cuéllar, Shia Labeouf, Charlize Theron, Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, Olivia de Haviland (and her disgusting sister Joan Fontaine), Tony Blair, Actress Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, C. Everett Koop, Lady Gaga, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Announcer Don Pardo, Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, Former Lakers and Knicks Coach Pat Riley, the cast of "Friends," the disgusting White House "journalist" Helen Thomas, Actress Nanette Fabray, Baseball Hall of Famer Stan Musial, George Soros, Michael Moore, Arsenio Hall, The Smothers Brothers, Camile Paglia, Arnold Palmer, Dave Brubeck, Carol Channing, Hugh Downs, Boxer Jake LaMotta, Actress Deanna Durbin, Magazine Publisher Helen Gurley Brown, Pierre Cardin, George McGovern, Singer Kay Starr, Sid Caesar, Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright, F-Troop's Larry Storch, Former St. Louis Cardinal Red Schoendienst, Conrad Bain (the father on Diff'rent Strokes), Former UN Secretary Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former The Price Is Right host Bob Barker, Russell Johnson (The Professor on Gilligan's Island), Actors Hal Holbrook and George Kennedy (together), three-time Major League Baseball MVP Yogi Berra, TV's Bob Saget, Race Car Driver Tom Sneeva, Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson, and especially.... Doris Day. |
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P.S. I left out Annette Funicello.
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Impressive pray list there Brother Montague. I know Doris Day is the top of everyone's list and I am going to add Zsa Zsa Gabor to mine. It's high time some of Jesus' tough love caught up with Gabor and put her in a hole in the ground after a long, slow and above all painful death. It's it to much to ask our Loving Savior to drive her mad first?
Arnold Palmer is a good catch Montey, Palmer been under the raider a for a while but no more. |
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Amen Brother Monty. Zsa-zsa Gabor has even inspired a deathwatch page on Face Book. Her menacing evil knows no bounds. The old gypsy never should have embraced witchcraft. :angry:
And just look at the degenerate offspring she produced! :bad: (Sorry to open old wounds, Monty.) |
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She still isn't dead? This could cause me a Crisis of Faith.
PS Such a coincidence, Brother Monty! I also Pray nightly for those very same people to Die as well as some homer! called "John Doe." Not Sure who he is. Just don't like his name :angry: |
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Speaking of Doris Day, the far-left leaning (Fascist/Communist, is more like it) National People's Radio (NPR) did a puff piece glorifying the disgusting harlot this morning. It nearly made me sick.
http://www.npr.org/2012/04/02/149392...fe?sc=fb&cc=fp How is filth like this allowed to be broadcast at all, let alone with our tax dollars? Write your Congresman and Senators and let them know that you are sick and tired of filthy, disgusting harlots like Doris Day being glorified and promoted with YOUR tax dollars!! And then get on your knees and say a prayer that God sends this vile woman to broil in hell for eternity. :angry: |
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I don't know who most of those people are Mr. Worthington, but if you pray for them to die and go to :sinner:HELL:sinner: Then I will too!:pray:
:praise: Tammi :innocent3: |
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Please, Lord, why won't Doris Day DIE already? |
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I am just so sad that Joe McCarthy was not able to banish this commie back in the 50's, when America had morals and common decency. |
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It has been a well known fact that Brubecxk was playing nigra music and therefore was on the 'down low' with the animals. I am just suprised the AIDS took so long to kill him. I wonder if he got it from that Miles Davis porch monkey?
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Zsa Zsa "Back to the ER ... But I Ain't Dead!
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I do not know, she looks pretty dead to me, what with the Devil hovering over her and all.
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Thanks, ObamaCare. |
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I can't believe she isn't dead yet.
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