Why Women Need Spanking!
Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.
No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards. Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes." Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.:thumbsup: |
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Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.
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You know, golf clubs aren't just for whacking that little dimpled white ball home. I've found that a 7 iron works well in dealing out a Godly reminder that a truly RARE steak is still bloody, not just pink. :glare:
Obviously Brother Daley didn't know that.:thumbsup: |
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It's a wonder that every woman in Freehold hasn't left. Or do you keep them chained to the stove so they can't?
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My girlfriend sister Thumper will tell you all about it once the swelling goes down. :threaten: |
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*scoff* If my boyfriend ever tries to spank me, I better be chained to the bed, and in leather. :devil:Other than that, he's getting a swift kick in the balls. That goes for anyone who tries that. Just so you know, If you spank your wife without her permission she can call 911, and you'll most likely be put in jail, for assault.
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Anyway, Brother BJ and his boys in security have the phones wired so that all 911 calls get routed to him. So no worries there, hop-sing. :thumbsup: |
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And yeah, your husband can be jailed. Unless the spanking is consensual, it's assault. Possibly Assault with a deadly weapon. It's called Domestic Violence. Heard of it? Quote:
-Hii *disgusted and disappointed* |
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Why women need spanking? Cause the guys at thich church haver "urges." |
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Its never OK to hit someone period. Even though self defense can justify it to an extent, you still shouldn't be proud of nor happy about of what you did.
Even worse are those whom beat their wifes, it's utterly disgusting and just plain not cool. I'm serious here, I don't care what other things you've done, that's just low. :angry: |
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In case you haven't noticed, Landovites are obsessed with spanking (wives and monkeys) and anal sex. |
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Women are naturally empty-headed. They wake up in a new world about every 20 minutes. Sometimes getting the back of their Godly husband's hand is just what they need. The Bible commands us men to "subjugate" them, so there you go. God knows what's best. :thumbsup:
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Great thoughts! |
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Seriously. Woman beaters do have fun and all, oh yes. In the Prison Shower Room!:angry: |
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