Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!
Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!
Introduction On the surface Doctor Who appears to be a silly BBC TV series about a man who comes out of a closet over and over again, while eating horrible British food and defeating extremely powerful intergalactic aliens by boring them with smalltalk. In reality however Doctor Who is designed to change innocent Christian children into "Whovians". A cult aimed at completely and utterly destroying their innocent souls. The Doctor Who cult: http://i.imgur.com/vIYRgEx.jpg The Doctor The main character in Doctor Who is "The Doctor". An illegal alien who refuses to pay taxes and makes sure no one knows his name to keep it that way. Actors who play the role of Doctor Who usually commit suicide after a few seasons so there have been a lot of different actors playing Doctor Who. The capacity of independent thought of the innocent children watching Doctor Who gets reduced to a retarded level, so they don't even notice the actor gets replaced over and over again. The producers of Doctor Who don't even bother to select actors with a similar look. Several of the actors playing Doctor Who: http://i.imgur.com/xC4eZKU.jpg The Tardis Doctor Who has his own personal closet called "The Tardis". He comes out of this several times every episode. Clearly a gay reference to pollute our innocent children into choosing the gay deathstyle. There is a special Wikia for the Tardis that has the following to say about sex: "sex could be practised between two or more individuals of the same gender, which rarely had any procreative implications at all". This is not even close to a proper Christian marriage! And duh! on the "rarely had any procreative implications". Even a retard knows that sex between individuals of the same gender can never result in children. Except for the poor retards that watch Doctor Who. They lost every connection to reality and believe that trashcans can fly. The Tardis: http://i.imgur.com/FEWVfcL.png Flying trashcans: http://i.imgur.com/8Y9DEVf.jpg The Companion The Doctor always has a personal sex slave called "The Companion". A slutty concubine with a pea sized brain whose sole purpose is to watch in awe every time The Doctor saves the universe in an extremely unlikely way. Once a companion gets pregnant, usually from a gang bang involving multiple man, women and small farm animals, she gets dumped and a new companion takes her place. A pregnant companion, The Doctor and another gang bang participant: http://i.imgur.com/j67Xgst.jpg The Sonic Screwdriver The sonic screwdriver is what you get if you combine a magic wand and a vibrator. A single device that allows the user to violate every Biblical law with the push of a single button. After the transformation from innocent Christian child to Godless slut has been completed by watching too many Doctor Who episodes, the slut celebrates by getting a sonic screwdriver tattoo on her naked body. A slut and her sonic screwdriver tatoo: http://i.imgur.com/fv0Tkgn.png Why we should avoid Doctor Who Doctor Who attacks Christianity on many levels.
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That gaunt, pale face all by itself told me that the audience being targeted by this filth is our vulnerable youth crowd who feel like nobody understands them. Just look at those sunken, withdrawn eyes.
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Umm you all are wrong:
The doctor does not commit suicide he dies(usually heroically to save someone) -when he dies he regenerates(because he is an alien) into a different body/personality: Everyone knows that - he has a companion( no sex) and they usually have the common sense that the doctor needs -the tarsus does not look like that picture, it is never referred to as the closet, it is a time machine that is bigger on the inside than the outside Time. And. Relative. Dimension. In. Space (T.A.R.D.I.S.) And there is nothing to do with tax paying, he is not an illegal alien(he is a space alien) -I don't know where you got your facts from but they are all wrong The sonic screwdriver has nothing to do with sex It is an alien device for opening doors, hacking into electronic equipment And scanning -he does not ditch companions, they usually leave him because they are growing older |
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TARDIS?
Retardis, more like. |
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We only need to look at the actors who have played "the doctor" to see that they are not the sort of role models we want for our children.
Not a decent True Christian among them. YiC AW :jesus: |
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For Dads there is Fathers Day,
For mothers there is Mothers Day, For Lovers there is Valentines Day but for Wankers there is the Lake of Fire. |
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Only God can time travel.
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It is truly sad, brothers, how not only is this disgusting sinful TV show polluting young Christian minds, that there are children, and even adults, who are wishing for it to come on again.
The adults are all hell-bound sinners anyway, but we have to save the Children! Maybe if we can get them away from their horrible Atheist homoqueer parents, we can help them know Christ. And when the children clamour for more, there is one person smiling more than anyone else. Satan himself. |
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http://www.shannonsullivan.com/drwho/serials/jjj.jpg A disgusting Doctor Who alien! How can we let our children watch this filth! That is obviously Satan! This show is obviously made by EVILutionists and Devil Worshippers! Some more Doctor Who filth!https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...Tm-BXDnr3g6iLA We need this show off the air!
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http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...aemonsp155.jpgA disgusting Doctor Who alien! How can we let our children watch this filth! That is obviously Satan! This show is obviously made by EVILutionists and Devil Worshippers! Some more Doctor Who filth! We need this show off the air![/QUOTE]
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sorry for posting the same thing twice. I originally both of the pictures in the post, but only one showed up. I tried again, but now only the other thing showed up. How do i delete posts. :( Sorry again!
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YiC AW :jesus: |
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I think Doctor Who is a great series! Idiots like you don't realize how great it is in :hell-3:!
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Please make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum telling us why you reject Jesus. Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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Is this really what you spend your time doing? Not only am I confused and alarmed by the incorrect information on Doctor Who but the responces to the original post as well. Christ ask us not to judge others “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven"- Like 6:37 yet I see a lot of judging going on. Someone said that the actor who played the doctor we unworthy of Gods love because of their ancestry. Are any of us worthy or do we all sin “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”- John 8:7? If we spent less time talking about who God hates the most and more time talking about what God has done for us out of love then I truly think the world will be a better place. however as I write this I realize because my thoughts are different than most of yours I will be banned from the site before most people can see my post
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