Open Invitation To Atheists: 5 Reasons To Join the Church
5. We hunger for meaning and purpose in our lives.
We all want answers to why we are here and what we were made for. The Bible has the answer. God made us to fear and obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13), so we can be with Him forever in comfort (John 14:2 ). Landover Baptist Church helps us to fulfill this purpose that God has for all of us by sharing the uncensored Holy Bible. 4. We need God’s forgiveness and healing for our failings and God’s mercy to help us become better people. Perhaps you’ve been carrying around deep spiritual wounds or painful sins that have burdened you for years. True Christianity gives us a way to recognize our faults, failings, and hurts before God and other True Christians™. God can regenerate our hearts and make us "new creations" in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17), so essentially all our guilt is hidden away from His omniscient eyes (Isaiah 43:25) and instead He enjoys the Blood of Christ (Romans 5:9)! 3. Our families and communities need to be built on a strong foundation of faith and superior morals. If you want to give your children the greatest treasure in the world, give them the gift of faith. If you love them, you'll know how to stop them from ruining their eternal lives by relying on independent thought and critical thinking (Proverbs 3:5). A True Christian™ community also provides us with a source of spirit-filled friends in which we can find support and strength when life gets tough. No one can circle the wagons and keep out the rest of the world like a tight-knit group of True Christians™! 2. The perks are to die for! Only True Christians™ will be invited to Heaven. In Heaven, we can expect all kinds of new surprises, like totally new laws of nature (Revelation 7:16), no pesky digestive issues, which means no need for embarrassing bathroom breaks (Romans 14:17), nice gifts, like hidden manna and a special rock just for us with a new name (Revelation 2:17), and most wonderfully, True Christians will get to judge and rule New Earth (Revelation 5:10)! 1. The Christian Faith is TRUE! The only really good reason to believe something is because it is true, and the Faith of Christ is true (Proverbs 30:5)! Baptists were the first to realize this and thus follow Christ 2,000 years ago. It is the Brothers and Sisters of Christ who will inherit the Kingdom (Luke 12:32). Only the Christian Faith can offer a deep union with Christ through the Scripture, prayer, and community. If you've been led to our friendly forums, it's because the LORD is tugging on your soul, gently wooing you into a life of Love! Don't throw away this opportunity! Look deeply into your sad, hollow heart, take note of all the things you don't like about yourself. Know that God hates that even more than you (as well as things to which you are completely ignorant through self-denial and cognitive dissonance), and yet He will still consider accepting you as His Own if you but have faith in His Son, Jesus. Will you do that? Will you discard your pathetic life as it is now, the life that never got you anywhere, and instead embrace a New Life? Embrace a Life with Christ! It's easy! You can start with this Sinner's Prayer: Dear LORD, |
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Bravo, sister. Such a well thought out and beautiful apologetic. :wub:
It brings my heart such joy to see you elucidate what we are all thinking as a collective. Maybe you are in pain. We just want to be there for you and help you through your tough times. We know the bond you will form with us and Jesus in your grief and sorrow will be cemented all the more strongly because you now are aware that you are incomplete without us. And I cannot stress enough how much better we are morally. Our unquestioning faith is the cornerstone of we as Christians, and therefore God's, superior, objective, unchanging morality. If you long for a more simple time when miscegenation was frowned upon. Where religious zealot vigilantes roamed the streets with impunity seeking out sinners.. A time where indentured servitude was part and parcel of the economy. A place where women accept their proper role as caregivers. Where they know they have to dress modestly to thwart off potential rapists. You have come to the right place. Give Jesus a try! |
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Of course if one has denied the Holy Spirit during one's time as an atheist, that person will burn in Hell no matter what they do. This offer should only be for the atheists who have behaved themselves, because we shouldn't waste our time on the others.
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Wait a minute, we're letting atheists in now? What's next, Puerto Ricans?
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I dont think so. When the time comes, for sweet Jesus to beckon me up to paradise, I expect I shall get to sit on a cloud for all eternity, with people like Mary Ethelreda, St. Paul, and Pastor Ezekiel. The odd unicorn will trot by and a bunch of seraphims will be playing trumpets, tambourines and singing praises to our lord god and creator. I'm pretty sure God wouldn't let spics in. They would set up dodgy second hand car dealerships, sell in drugs and generaly ruin paradise for the rest of us. |
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Mrs Etheldreda,
Your committment to reach out to the unsaved trash out there and save them from drowning in a sea of sin is truly inspirational. YIC, Jon |
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Hello Mary Etheldreda.
I am glad that you included Isaiah 43:25 because it is one of my favorite verses. Here it is in case some people are not familiar with it. I, even I, am he that blotteth out thy transgressions for mine own sake, and will not remember thy sins. Only someone as powerful as God can be strong enough to erase His own memory of my sins. I know that my sins have already been washed away by the Blood of Jesus Christ but it is nice having a backup plan because I did a lot of bad things. Thank you. Rusty |
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I'm an Atheist, my parents were both Christian. I grew up in the church, read the King James Bible far too many times to count. The stories in the Bible make sense, and I understand them fully. In fact, I've baffled and astounded many Bishops and Pastures with my spiritual strength of understanding. When I turned 18 I left my home and joined the United States Marines. My rifle is my salvation. From the things I've seen, and the things I've had to do to survive, I cannot find kindness in the thought of God. If a trained killer like myself can struggle to survive, then the children and young women must get the punishment I avoided on a daily basis. And I apologize if anyone find's this offensive, but you'd have to be one huge assh*le to put your children in a warzone and watch them suffer. I'd do anything to keep my son out of that region. And yet, there are sons and daughters running all through the sand as the bullets fly through the air.
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Come on Atheist scum; take up Sister Etheldreda's altar call! It's your chance to out aside your hate for everything decent and be a good person for once. Even after all the sodomy Jesus still loves you!
I CHALLENGE any Atheist to refute the Five Reasons given here. |
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Mrs. Etheldreda,
I frequently am asked to speak at local Christian schools about the glory of HIS word. Almost always, I am faced with at least one child with hippie liberal parents who attempts to argue with me on every subject. With your permission, I would like to use these Five reasons in my next speech. I will, of course, give credit where credit is due, and will provide you with an update. Would this be permissable? In HIS name! |
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And thank you for asking. It would bring me nothing but pleasure (in a respectable, humble way) to see the Good News shared far and wide! Do let us know how many new souls for Christ you win over! |
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