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Brother_Percy 03-19-2009 10:36 PM

QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?
 
Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?

So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???

1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')

You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.

Brother Lazarus 03-19-2009 10:40 PM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)

Alone in the world 03-19-2009 10:42 PM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 307936)
Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?

So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???

1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')

You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.

Why Gandhi?

Brother_Percy 03-19-2009 10:46 PM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alone in the world (Post 307941)
Why Gandhi?

Why not? I get to choose anyone, remember.

Bobby-Joe 03-19-2009 10:49 PM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
These are the ones I'd punch in the mouth;

Charles Darwin; furn turning people into animals

Copernicus for claiming the world is round.

George Ohm for claiming electricity is the result of a lot of little things moving around no one can see.

Smug little materialist with their disgusting naturalism. I'd give them a knuckle sandwich they wouldn't forget.

Larry Lee 03-20-2009 01:11 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
As a True Christian™ follower of the hung Savior, I believe in turning the other cheek -- although I periodically submit an annotated list of individuals worthy of smiting for our Lord's consideration.

Tonight's list includes:

Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, for inventing the inhuman architecture that we all inhabit every day :angry:

Thomas Jefferson, for authoring the "Virginia Act for Establishing Religious Freedom" of 1786 and thereby denying the CHRISTIAN foundations of our great nation :angry:

And in honor of Easter, the Jews, for "knowing not what they do" (Ha!) :jesus:

D'Arlene Sepkowitz 03-20-2009 02:17 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Lazarus (Post 307940)
Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)

Amen
Amen
Amen

American by birth, SOUTHERN by the GRACE OF GOD

Brother Lazarus 03-20-2009 02:30 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by D'Arlene Sepkowitz (Post 307982)
Amen
Amen
Amen

American by birth, SOUTHERN by the GRACE OF GOD

The Glory! The Glory!! Even in defeat, The Glory!

Yours in Christ:jesus:
Brother Lazarus

Nobar King 03-20-2009 02:49 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).

Brother Lazarus 03-20-2009 03:02 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 307996)
That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).

I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.

Yours in Christ:jesus:
Brother Lazarus

Nobar King 03-20-2009 03:47 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
I don't live with my head in the sand.

Brother Lazarus 03-20-2009 03:50 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 308019)
I don't live with my head in the sand.

Thank God Brother Nobar!! You are a valued friend and I would not want you to suffocate!

Yours in Christ:jesus:
Brother Lazarus

JennyD 03-20-2009 03:57 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Lazarus (Post 308001)
I am surprised Brother Nobar that you know of internet porn and take time away from your Bible Study to read Voltaire. I only know of internet porn because I am a SCOOP agent and have an NTK (Need To Know) security clearance from the Governor of South Carolina. If you feel that you want to do some reseach into internet porn for Landover Baptist, let me know.

Yours in Christ:jesus:
Brother Lazarus

Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.

SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!

Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?

Pastor Ezekiel 03-20-2009 04:05 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
I'd like to punch satan right in the nose. There's just nothing good about him. :angry:

Brother Lazarus 03-20-2009 04:08 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyD (Post 308026)
Brother Lazarus, I must be misunderstanding. It sounds like you're suggesting that Brother Nobar requires your or SCOOP's permission to perform duties for Landover.

SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states!

Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist?

By no means was I suggesting Brother Nobar needs any sort of permission. I was just letting Brother Nobar know that he and/or Landover will have full access to all SCOOP resources needed in any investigation. SCOOP offers it's full cooperation in any Deviance Investigation Landover chooses to pursue!

And thanks for your concern Jenny, but my wrist is just fine.

Yours in Christ:jesus:
Brother Lazarus

Nurse Clampett 03-20-2009 05:10 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Pastors and Jesus forgive me for posting in a thread about boxing sinners.

Hillary Clinton for being Hillary Clinton

Madalyn Murray O'Hare for being a filthy atheist

Martin Luther King Jr. for being an uppity negro and ultimately creating the L.A gangs. He also invented crack cocaine. :angry:

John Bois Ward 03-20-2009 07:54 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Despite the fact that I cannot actually punch these people, I gain solace in knowing that Lucifer is punching them.

Arthur Liman, chief counsel for the Senate Iran-Contra Affair, who persecuted the God fearing, great American Hero, Oliver North.

Nietzsche, who wrote blasphemous statements such as, “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”

J.R. Tolkien, papist and communist.

eliot mayfield 03-20-2009 11:49 AM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Captain Kangaroo
Mister Rogers
all the sesame street muppets.

Capt. Aaron Portway 03-20-2009 04:28 PM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
Stephen Hawking - That stupid cripple thinks he's so smart! I'd give him "A Brief History of Getting your Butt Kicked"

Stephen Jay Gould - Just as bad as Darwin AND he was a Jew!

Any and all Kennedys, except maybe Joe Sr.

Meek and Humble 03-20-2009 06:50 PM

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it
 
That damned communist Franklin Roosevelt!

And I wouldn't mind giving that horse-faced wife of his a good sock, either!

They RUINED America!


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