QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?
Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?
So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ??? 1. Gandhi 2. Mother Teresa 3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin') You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting. |
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Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South) Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg) |
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These are the ones I'd punch in the mouth;
Charles Darwin; furn turning people into animals Copernicus for claiming the world is round. George Ohm for claiming electricity is the result of a lot of little things moving around no one can see. Smug little materialist with their disgusting naturalism. I'd give them a knuckle sandwich they wouldn't forget. |
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As a True Christian™ follower of the hung Savior, I believe in turning the other cheek -- although I periodically submit an annotated list of individuals worthy of smiting for our Lord's consideration.
Tonight's list includes: Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, for inventing the inhuman architecture that we all inhabit every day :angry: Thomas Jefferson, for authoring the "Virginia Act for Establishing Religious Freedom" of 1786 and thereby denying the CHRISTIAN foundations of our great nation :angry: And in honor of Easter, the Jews, for "knowing not what they do" (Ha!) :jesus: |
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Amen Amen American by birth, SOUTHERN by the GRACE OF GOD |
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Yours in Christ:jesus: Brother Lazarus |
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That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing. Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy). |
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Yours in Christ:jesus: Brother Lazarus |
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I don't live with my head in the sand.
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Yours in Christ:jesus: Brother Lazarus |
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SCOOP's jurisdiction ends at your state's boundaries, Brother. Though I'm sure that SCOOP could work with Landover to compare notes on the various sites we should be blocking in both states! Speaking of your assorted online duties, how is that carpal tunnel problem? Did the brace help your wrist? |
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I'd like to punch satan right in the nose. There's just nothing good about him. :angry:
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And thanks for your concern Jenny, but my wrist is just fine. Yours in Christ:jesus: Brother Lazarus |
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Pastors and Jesus forgive me for posting in a thread about boxing sinners.
Hillary Clinton for being Hillary Clinton Madalyn Murray O'Hare for being a filthy atheist Martin Luther King Jr. for being an uppity negro and ultimately creating the L.A gangs. He also invented crack cocaine. :angry: |
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Despite the fact that I cannot actually punch these people, I gain solace in knowing that Lucifer is punching them.
Arthur Liman, chief counsel for the Senate Iran-Contra Affair, who persecuted the God fearing, great American Hero, Oliver North. Nietzsche, who wrote blasphemous statements such as, “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.” J.R. Tolkien, papist and communist. |
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Captain Kangaroo
Mister Rogers all the sesame street muppets. |
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Stephen Hawking - That stupid cripple thinks he's so smart! I'd give him "A Brief History of Getting your Butt Kicked"
Stephen Jay Gould - Just as bad as Darwin AND he was a Jew! Any and all Kennedys, except maybe Joe Sr. |
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That damned communist Franklin Roosevelt!
And I wouldn't mind giving that horse-faced wife of his a good sock, either! They RUINED America! |
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