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Pastor Al E Pistle 11-23-2006 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 18354)
What? My dad is gone, and my mom comes here to make sure I'm ok, how is that homosexual? You confuse me.

Your mom visits you in prison to make sure you are ok? I GET IT NOW! YOU ARE IN JUVENILE HALL! This explains Q-U-I-T-E a lot! Let me speak to the warden, please.

Talitha 11-23-2006 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle (Post 18374)
Your mom visits you in prison to make sure you are ok? I GET IT NOW! YOU ARE IN JUVENILE HALL! This explains Q-U-I-T-E a lot! Let me speak to the warden, please.

You'd better be quick Pastor.
I hear that place is full of Hellbound Lezbeens who may well corrupt poor Ixi in more ways than she already has been.

I'm praying for you child.

Ixi 11-24-2006 10:36 PM

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Umm....what? I still live at home. You confuse me.

Talitha 11-25-2006 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 18788)
Umm....what? I still live at home. You confuse me.

God Bless you child.
In spite of all you are going through you are still able to call it Home.
You must tell all your friends in prison about Jesus.
Mark 5:19
Howbeit Jesus suffered him not, but saith unto him, Go home to thy friends, and tell them how great things the Lord hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee

Ixi 11-25-2006 11:18 PM

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I'm at HOME! H-O-M-E spells home! You know, a a house or place where you live with your family! My gosh, somethings up if you don't know what home is.

Marshall 11-25-2006 11:44 PM

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When Jesus calls a child back to Heaven it is usually to punish the parents anyway. Don't be a scummy unsaved trash and your children will reach marrying age and won't be gay.

The way people demonize Tobacco makes me sick. Tobacco is an incredibly versatile and useful plant and couldn't possibly be from anywhere but Christs own hands. It affords me the humble honor of Platinum Tither at Landover Baptist as well as a reserved parking spot right up front. They also have engines that run off Tobacco.

Jesus is Lord 11-25-2006 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 18983)
I'm at HOME! H-O-M-E spells home! You know, a a house or place where you live with your family! My gosh, somethings up if you don't know what home is.

So you've been in juvenile hall for so long you consider it to be home and your fellow inmates to be your family?

Ixi 11-25-2006 11:56 PM

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*Rolls eyes* You are so annoying.

Jesus is Lord 11-26-2006 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19002)
*Rolls eyes* You are so annoying.

And you're even more annoying. I guess we're even in that respect.

All the evidence points at your parents, or at least your father, are in prison and you are in juvenile hall. You've yet to prove these things wrong.

Ixi 11-26-2006 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord (Post 19004)
And you're even more annoying. I guess we're even in that respect.

All the evidence points at your parents, or at least your father, are in prison and you are in juvenile hall. You've yet to prove these things wrong.

You just made up that I'm in JV. When really I'm in my bedroom on my laptop(which may be sold soon so I can't come on anymore), and my dad moved. I know whats going on in my life, you don't.

Jesus is Lord 11-26-2006 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19006)
You just made up that I'm in JV. When really I'm in my bedroom on my laptop(which may be sold soon so I can't come on anymore), and my dad moved. I know whats going on in my life, you don't.

So tell us what is going on. From what you have said it is easy to assume that your mom and dad are in prison and that you might be, or have been, in juvenile hall.

Ixi 11-26-2006 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord (Post 19008)
So tell us what is going on. From what you have said it is easy to assume that your mom and dad are in prison and that you might be, or have been, in juvenile hall.

Want me to tell you? Fine. My dad moved away. He is hoping to find a better line of work and send home some money. My mom is still here, but shes away alot. Me and my sisters live at home.

Enobarbus 11-26-2006 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19038)
Want me to tell you? Fine. My dad moved away. He is hoping to find a better line of work and send home some money. My mom is still here, but shes away alot. Me and my sisters live at home.

Does he send any money? How do you know he's not in jail? Where is your mom when she is away?

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 11-26-2006 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19038)
My dad moved away.

Perhaps that is what he tells you, since he knows that your godless female mind cannot comprehend the truth. More likely he is hustling drugs to his whores on the street, or engaging in homosexual sex at the nearest available brothel between appointments for trying to cure his venereal diseases.

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19038)
He is hoping to find a better line of work and send home some money.

I am sure he is. No one can be Truly Happy™ unless they are living a Godly life wherein their number one focus is on Jesus Himself. (Note: Only whores accept money from males)

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19038)
My mom is still here, but shes away alot. Me and my sisters live at home.

I hate to break it, but it sounds like your mother might be one of those "feministical women" that we all know have very few but well-defined missions in life. I believe Pat Robertson put it best:

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Originally Posted by Pat Robertson
The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.


It sounds like your mother is out having random sex with men just to get pregnant so that she can go out and get another abortion. Unfortunately for her, abortions aren't 100% effective so she got stuck with you and your sisters, who appear to be severely disabled in the mental capacities. Be careful with living at home, especially when alone, since you don't want to fall into sin (ie: m-ing or, much worse, lesbianism!). I pray for your Salvation®, or, failing that, your ultimate demise and torture in Hell. His Will be done!

Ixi 11-26-2006 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 19081)
Does he send any money? How do you know he's not in jail? Where is your mom when she is away?

My dad sends some money every once in a while. My mom is at work. Why are you so nosey?


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