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see_the_light 01-15-2014 01:46 AM

RONALDO GETS THE BALLON D'OR and grows a pair
 
Yes for the heathens that follow soccer ronaldo seems to be the new idol.

But we cannot help noticing that he seemed to get more than his share of golden balloons.

http://nbcprosoccertalk.files.wordpr....jpg%3Fw%3D320

But why the hell is he wearing that thing on his head? Did he become a joo?

Maybe that's how he convinced the jury that he was more dedicated to the soccer values.

He had a, perhaps too, hard competition in queerly colored Messi.

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/messi2.jpg

(I've given up on quoting leviticus on these "guys")

So i'll just quote the best goal winner Ibrahimovic (GOD , where do they get those names?).
"When I come home they compare me to a female player."

Yes good TRUE CHRISTIANS, playing soccer is as good as wearing nothing but La Perla to a Dark Room Gayeez party.

Hopefully that "sport" will never work in the Holy U.S. of A..

PRAISE THE LORD!

Mother Of Seven 01-15-2014 02:02 AM

Re: RONALDO GETS THE BALLON D'OR and grows a pair
 
That's not a man - it's a middle aged woman.

see_the_light 01-15-2014 02:07 AM

Re: RONALDO GETS THE BALLON D'OR and grows a pair
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1056340)
That's not a man - it's a middle aged woman.

As far as I could find it is the winner of the ballon d'or and , and the years take their toll, but he looks much manlier than before.

http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress...ldo-is-gay.jpg

http://www.ronaldo7.net/faq/cristian...-solsjaker.jpg

http://www.ronaldo7.net/faq/cristian...-rose-head.jpg

http://www.ligafutbol.net/wp-content...homosexual.jpg

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