God Hates Spain: Land of Papists and Athiests
In a move that must have left Jesus scratching His head, it has been announced that the "Atheist Easter Parade" in Madrid, Spain has been cancelled...Because the city doesn't want to offend the papists! :huh:
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Guess they're still having problems with the Moors in Spain.
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Did they even once consider how Jesus felt?
To be fair, though, those papists are snazzily dresed. If only they weren't evil pagan ancestor worshippers. |
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Another reason for God to hate Spain: The city of Sitgas.
Sitgas is known as "the gay capital" of Spain. Pale, swishy, British gay men-- wait, that was way too many adjectives -- "British" covers it completely-- flock to this seaside resort to enjoy the mediterranean sun and blind good people with their pasty, wiggly hides. May God's Holy Wrath penetrate their SPF 30 sunscreen lotions and burn their flabby behinds. God will have to come up with another way to smite the locals, since Spaniards don't sunburn as easily. Just thinking, though, there is NO sunscreen capable of dealing with an onslaught of righteous fire and brimstone. Someday soon Sitgas, someday, soon. Sunnily Yours, Handmaiden |
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The latest news from that den of idolatry is that the Spanish government is being taken to court by furious atheists because it has given a police merit award to a papist icon. :wacko:
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Clearly, the End is nigh. |
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