Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

As if prisons weren't gay enough.

Seriously: how will packing all the gaywise into one place stop them from being gay with each other?

Very confused about this decision from a normally forwards thinking country like Africa.

YIC

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

This is the kind of attrocity you can expect when liberals are allowed to be in charge.

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.


Another attack on Christian Religious Liberties all over the world. Good Christian personnel on prison staffs probably will be required to take care of homer food and health even though it violates their faith.

What's this world coming to?

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

Life in prison? Isn't that like heaven for all homosexuals?

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

Indeed, Brother! But say that in the United States and the liberals freak out like nobody's business!

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

The problem is everything that is dirty and bad for normal people like us is pure fun for those perverts. Prison, sexuality, socialism - all these things are enjoyed by homosexuals.

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

It is obvious that devoted Pastor has spent a lot of time thinking long and hard about the abominations of homosexuality.

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

Mother's Uncle Ulysses was a missionary in Uganda and helped spread the love of Jesus to many unchurched nigras, saving them from a life of cannibalism and demon worship. (Someone shout GLORY!) Uncle Sees, as she calls him, personally witnessed the stoning of several sodomites, but unfortunately could not afford a camera to record these glorious events. He chose instead to spend what little money he had to further the good news of Christ's salvation through His precious temporary death and marvelous erection from the prostration of the borrowed tomb. Hallelujah! While Uncle Sees is now celebrating Jesus' birthday in his heavenly home, no doubt extra gifts are under his tree from our Saviour as a special thank you from his Abba Father.

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GLORY!!!

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He's a very clever man!
Such intellect!

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

The Anti Sodomy Society (A.S.S.) is very active in Uganda, and I do not understand why they have decided to be so lenient towards child molestation / homosexuality.

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

Hello fellow True Christians! By great coincidence, I just returned from Africa yesterday. I went there for both pleasure, business and to do Godly charitable work. Plus I had a chance to discuss this particular issue (not executing homos) with Ugandan government officials. I learned a great deal, and I would like to share my experiences with you all.

For the first few days of the journey, I was traveling with a few other prominent Republicans. We met with Ugandan government officials and received a permit to hunt some overpopulated endangered species that were cluttering up the national parks.


Wall decorations for GOP headquarters


After that successful mission, we then devoted the next few days to witnessing with young Ugandan Bible students.


Ugandan Bible students

My Republican friends had to fly home immediately to attend a family values conference, but I stayed on to take care of the serious business which is the topic of this thread - the government's decision to stop executing homos.

As a True Christian, I am of course sensitive to our Lord's need to endlessly punish for all eternity those who violate His commands like eating organic apples in the Garden of Eden, as well as engaging in moral crimes like witchcraft, homoism and socialism. Thus, there is a great temptation to send homos to their fiery place in Hell as soon as possible by firing squad or, preferably, burning at the stake.

But another Christian part of me also understands why executing prisoners is morally wrong. Now, I realize that many of you might be shocked to hear that. After all, burning witches, homos and socialists is a fundamental part of our heritage. How could I possibly call myself "Christian" if I would prefer to consign homos to mere life in prison rather than immediate execution? By advocating such a position, I imagine that some of you might wonder if I'm getting soft.

Nevertheless, at the risk of my personal reputation, I am going to take a stand. I am suggesting that we do NOT execute these fags. In fact, my company has recently set up an NGO in Africa for just this purpose. We call it STH, an acronym for Save the Homos.

The core of our program is "reform through prayer and labor." In cooperation with friendly African government officials, my company creates jobs for wayward homos. Not only is this humane, but best of all, the whole operation is self-financing.


Reforming African homos through prayer and labor


Diamonds are a girl's best friend


Reforming homos increases shareholder value

Along with this worthy tax-deductible charitable work, our NGO is also providing Homeland Security training for African youth. This is absolutely vital, as there are all kinds of socialists running around Africa trying to sabotage our humane mining industry which provides so many jobs for needy Negroes who would otherwise be lounging around eating watermelons, taking drugs and raping white women.


Homeland Security training

And just a little bit more good news on this front. We recently received funding from UNICEF (United Nations Children's Fund). The money and donated supplies were intended for the education of African children (I apologize if that sounds socialist). Needless to say, these assets are being put to good use.


School book bags donated by UNICEF

Again, at the risk of my own reputation and that of my company, I am willing to take a stand. We need to do this! For the children.

And remember, after the homos get too old to work or suffer crippling injuries, we can always execute them then.

It's what Jesus would do.

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

there should be no punishment for being gay. love is love, sexual orientation shouldn't affect that.

Re: Uganda changes it's Anti-Homosexuality Bill from death penalty to life in prison.

There should be punishment for rape, and that's what homosex is. It's rape, and it's torture to brainwash a child into thinking they like it, which is what gay men do to boys. It's how they keep their numbers up.