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Daisy Mae Johnson 03-25-2014 11:35 PM

Easter Bake Off!
 
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Greeting LOLs (Ladies of Landover)

Today I present to you the 12th annual Easter Bake Off! Whoever bakes the most beautiful and tasty Easter cake wins a $50 gift card to the Olive Garden in the Leviticus Landing Shoppette.

Pastor Zeke and Brother James Hutchins are the lucky judges this year. No cheating ladies. :angry:

Here for the judges review is my submission.

Alvin Moss 03-26-2014 03:03 AM

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Sister, that is a swell cake.

I believe the "Best Cake" crown will fall into your hands to complement your pie awards.

TaraAnne 03-27-2014 11:46 PM

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Hopefully I am allowed an entry so here is mine

http://byrdiegirl.files.wordpress.co...er-bouquet.jpg


Love your cake Daisy Mae!!!!

Naomi Ruth Lamb 03-28-2014 01:12 AM

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http://cs310620.vk.me/v310620488/1e7f/HkdoxXRoVEU.jpg

A couple of my employees finishing the first layer of my entry for the bake off. The next addition to the cake is a 20 ft. tall cross in red velvet, showing the exsanguination of our Savior on that Glorious Day.

Mother Of Seven 03-28-2014 02:00 AM

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My 5 year old daughter wishes to enter this cake:

http://spsmw.sistersofprovide.netdna...3/LambCake.jpg


She tells me it's a lamb, if you believe it. But I give her A for trying.

Naomi Ruth Lamb 03-28-2014 02:04 AM

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Oh, Heather, dear,

I didn't know your poor child had such little talent. You are so brave for allowing "it" to try. Unfortunately, in Freehold there are winners and losers and the losers must learn to deal with it. I hope you won't make your darling little illiterate sit through the judging only to be mocked - and the cake looks terrible, too.

I'll pray for the unfortunate little dear.

Your Sister in Jesus,
NRL

Naomi Ruth Lamb 03-28-2014 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson (Post 1076454)
Greeting LOLs (Ladies of Landover)

Today I present to you the 12th annual Easter Bake Off! Whoever bakes the most beautiful and tasty Easter cake wins a $50 gift card to the Olive Garden in the Leviticus Landing Shoppette.

Pastor Zeke and Brother James Hutchins are the lucky judges this year. No cheating ladies. :angry:

Here for the judges review is my submission.

Oh, Daisy, LOL. Now really, dear, where is your actual entry?
You're such a funny little thing! No one would believe you are actually entering that pathetic looking pile of goo - I'm glad I saw through the joke.

Love and Hugs,
NRL

Mother Of Seven 03-28-2014 02:18 AM

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Meanwhile the boys snuck into the kitchen when I wasn't around. They came up with this:


http://www.laweekly.com/imager/sweet...s_headcake.jpg


They've already been punished soundly for wanting to do women's work.
Then the silly boys went outside to hone their knife skills, and left the kitchen window open. You can see the result :(

Mother Of Seven 03-28-2014 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb (Post 1077014)
Oh, Heather, dear,

I didn't know your poor child had such little talent. You are so brave for allowing "it" to try. Unfortunately, in Freehold there are winners and losers and the losers must learn to deal with it. I hope you won't make your darling little illiterate sit through the judging only to be mocked - and the cake looks terrible, too.

I'll pray for the unfortunate little dear.

Your Sister in Jesus,
NRL

It's far better than your heathen rabbit. Where in the Bible, may I ask, does it mention a rabbit in connection with Easter? Maybe I should send my daughter around to you to give you a lesson in being a True Christian ™.

Naomi Ruth Lamb 03-28-2014 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1077018)
Meanwhile the boys snuck into the kitchen when I wasn't around. They came up with this:


http://www.laweekly.com/imager/sweet...s_headcake.jpg


They've already been punished soundly for wanting to do women's work.

This "Jesus" vaguely reminds me of your husband after he's had a few too many puffs of magic tobacco, dear. LOL
Oh, just kidding. I know he doesn't get high - just ragingly drunk. God bless, sister.

NRL

Naomi Ruth Lamb 03-28-2014 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TaraAnne (Post 1076968)
Hopefully I am allowed an entry so here is mine

http://byrdiegirl.files.wordpress.co...er-bouquet.jpg


Love your cake Daisy Mae!!!!

Tara, darling - this is simply adorable! Such talent you have, unlike some of these other showboats. This speaks of the warmth and promise of spring, and is so elegant. Absolutely charming.

Your friend,
NRL

Mother Of Seven 03-28-2014 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb (Post 1077021)
This "Jesus" vaguely reminds me of your husband after he's had a few too many puffs of magic tobacco, dear. LOL
Oh, just kidding. I know he doesn't get high - just ragingly drunk. God bless, sister.

NRL

Don't worry dear. You'll be broke and leaving town soon. The only locals who have frequented your 'establishment' are the local riff-raff of 16 year old boys. And desperate old widowers. They all say your pie tastes rancid. They're worried what they might catch from it.


http://walnet.org/sos/primarysyphilis.jpg

Mother Of Seven 03-28-2014 04:00 AM

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This one is submitted by my 10 year old daughter. Marzipan can be very difficult to work with.


http://www.laweekly.com/imager/sweet...scrucified.jpg

Mother Of Seven 03-28-2014 07:21 AM

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NRL, Kate read your comment about her cake, and was inspired to make one for you. She'll be delivering it to you later this afternoon.


http://www.inspirefusion.com/media/2...nest_cake4.jpg

Basilissa 03-28-2014 01:36 PM

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Sister Daisy Mae, what a beautiful cake! Really, why bother having a contest, when we all know (and it's proven once again) that your skills are absolutely superior!

Sister Mo7, what talented children you have! Maybe one of these cakes will earn your Godly family the second place in this competition!

Sister Tara, what a lovely cake, but where is Jesus on it? I'm afrait it may get disqualified by the judges. :(

I see that some of you have put a lot of effort into baking these cakes, while some bitter and hateful old maids are bragging about themselves and criticizing others, but are not able to produce an actual entry for the contest.

Well, anyway, I know that my skills are nowhere near those of Daisy Mae, but here it is - my entry:

http://mom2myhero.files.wordpress.co...-2011-copy.png

Attila's Wife 03-28-2014 02:34 PM

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Sister Daisy Mae is a shoo-in for the prize, yet again! But - as some would do well to remember - it's not all about winning, it's about taking part. And I assume the rule is still that it has to be all your own work, not the work of the staff?

Sister Basilissa, that is a gorgeous effort, who could resist such a delicious-looking combination of white purity and chocolate!

Ma-of-7, such a wonderful effort from your little one and your boys' antics always make me smile.

One of my great-granddaughters (4) made this, and dusted it with icing-sugar.

http://cosacucino.myblog.it/media/00/02/186646594.jpg

I don't know the significance of the bell round the neck. Anyway, she was going to ice it properly when she got back from Bible study for pre-schoolers. Unfortunately, one of her older brothers had other ideas.

As Ma-of-7 so wisely says:

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1077039)
Marzipan can be very difficult to work with.


http://gastronomia.trapanipiu.it/wp-...o-Pasquale.jpg

Poor little Charity was inconsolable, but we are going to have another try tomorrow. :thumbsup:

Naomi Ruth Lamb 03-29-2014 08:14 PM

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Poor Charity. Inconsolable and uneducable. Such a terrible combination.


Dear Sisters: I assure you that my entry was 99.9% my work. It amazes me that True Christian™ women would balk at the fact that a couple of my employees helped ensure the ears were sticking up straight while I worked on my red velvet cross that bleeds pudding on the kneeling penitents below.


Sister Kate would never speak evil of me - she and I our bound by our love in Jesus (and our appreciation of the many ways aluminum foil can be used). We share tastes in music, Bible verses, and dresses. One day, when she finds the glory of serving Jesus to be consuming her soul like nothing else, I know we will be true sisters in the LORD. Speak not untruths of her, for as we are taught in 1st Corinthians, we will always defend those for whom we feel true love and charity. (1 Corinthians 13)


I have no doubt that our judges will be honest in the selection of the best entry. By the way, exactly whom would that be?


I must get back to my housewarming party for now. Put petty jealousies aside, ladies. I have nothing but love for each of you.


NRL


PS: Oh, my - Basilissa and Heather - did your invitations get lost again?

Attila's Wife 03-29-2014 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb (Post 1077393)
tl; dr

PS: Oh, my - Basilissa and Heather - did your invitations get lost again?

Who knows? Maybe, like me, they never open envelopes with unidentifiable stains on them? Or perhaps, again like me, they had a subsequent engagement?

I hope your party is all that we expect of it, dear. We're certainly having fun here!

Bless you,
AW

Naomi Ruth Lamb 03-29-2014 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife (Post 1077398)
Who knows? Maybe, like me, they never open envelopes with unidentifiable stains on them? Or perhaps, again like me, they had a subsequent engagement?

I hope your party is all that we expect of it, dear. We're certainly having fun here!

Bless you,
AW

Hun,

It just breaks my heart SO that you aren't here with us. I know your husband would have had to control his natural urges but you would have been the perfect guest - like the other 250 or so that are enjoying a relaxing massage or a cool Christini in the solarium. I wanted very much to welcome you. I am sure we'll get together - sometime.

In CHRIST, my strength, my Savior, my soon-coming King,
NRL

Mother Of Seven 03-29-2014 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife (Post 1077398)
I hope your party is all that we expect of it, dear. We're certainly having fun here!

Bless you,
AW

I'm pleased you're having a great time AW, at the party here. So pleased you could fly over for it. But at least ours goes until midnight and everyone knows they'll go home without a rash. Lots of us here, but no riff-raff. Loads to eat and drink. Nothing grandiose - but honestly, who wants all that bling - unlike that Hellywood party around the corner. Some people left that party - complaining that it was full of wannabes, leery old men, and women trying to outdo each other - and decided to come to the one here instead :)


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