The Landover Baptist Church Forum

The Landover Baptist Church Forum (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumindex.php)
-   Focus on Family - Christian Parenting (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=22)
-   -   Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend! (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=75889)

Pastor Ed Lowman 03-24-2012 12:34 AM

Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
2 Attachment(s)
Brethren, what started out as a very pleasant week has ended a very unpleasant one. Heading to the church office and checking my email several days ago, I was horrified at the child pornography that filled the right side of my screen in ads (pictured below).

This filth originated from the diaper company called Huggies. After seeing this garbage, it's no wonder they named their company as they did. These filth-mongers have been operating right under our noses and none of us suspected a thing. Satan sure is good.

Just look at these children; look at their plump buttocks, their flawless, smooth skin not yet cursed with time's unleashing of the curse from The Fall. Little pudgy rolls of composition, further nestling their souls in a life-like innocence...it's no wonder the workers of iniquity cannot contain their lust for what is unknowing of the ways of the world!

While fig leaves were good enough for Adam and Eve after they'd been expelled from the Garden of Eden, some will not stop at just covering private areas, but offering so-called "huggies." Creation Science research looking into the matter has confirmed our worst fears--that not only does this give these child pornographers an excuse to suggestively film our babes without us noticing, but the diapers themselves are equipped with inner-linings to "hug" certain areas so as to bring about unholy thoughts and sensations in our most precious.

I spent three hours on the phone and three more contacting authorities who would listen to me. After my concerns were not taken seriously by the company and quite a few others, I've contacted my congressman.

May God help us and our families!

Pastor Ed

Oceanwander 03-24-2012 03:26 AM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
You barely hit the tip of the iceberg.

Huggies was actually holding a contest asking people to send videos of their 'squirmy babies' to them. Even though the contest is over, the sickos are still asking for more videos! :fear2:
As an added insult, these pedo adds were at the start of nearly every Christian related video I tried to watch. :angry:

http://www.youtube.com/huggies?x=us_...=HGG&WT.srch=1

Warning - very disturbing images and videos of half naked babies!

Pastor Ezekiel 03-24-2012 03:29 AM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
Looks like pornogrippy to me. Babies shouldn't be seen naked like that. They need to learn some proper Christian shame about their bodies. :angry:

Kuso Neko 04-15-2012 03:28 AM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
*disbelief-ful*
YOU GUYS REALLY ARE STUPID!!!
BUNCH OF IDIOTS! YOU ARE THE PEDOPHILES!
when i look at that ad i see nothing but a baby having a little bit of amusement~
you guys are the perverts!
only seeing whats perverted about it is the first sign of being a pervert retards so guess what!
ya better live in a closet ya bunch of pedos cause those ads are everywhere and they aint going away!B)
Now please stop saying stupid stuff like this cause its sickening and i think ive threw up looking at this stupid stuff good bye Pedophiles!

Didymus Much 04-15-2012 03:31 AM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuso Neko (Post 871414)
...YOU ARE THE PEDOPHILES!...

I think you've mistaken the True Christians™ here for these guys: http://www.vatican.va/

Bob4God 04-15-2012 06:48 PM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
It's no wonders young people behave the way they do!

They've been raised on Huggies to be harlots!

Just look at that little hussy on the right, showing off her leg and batting her eyes at any man who walks by.

She's so young, it would be a true shame to stone her to death, but that is what GOD commands for whores.

:angry:

churchie 04-17-2012 03:48 AM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman (Post 862346)
Brethren, what started out as a very pleasant week has ended a very unpleasant one. Heading to the church office and checking my email several days ago, I was horrified at the child pornography that filled the right side of my screen in ads (pictured below).

This filth originated from the diaper company called Huggies. After seeing this garbage, it's no wonder they named their company as they did. These filth-mongers have been operating right under our noses and none of us suspected a thing. Satan sure is good.

Just look at these children; look at their plump buttocks, their flawless, smooth skin not yet cursed with time's unleashing of the curse from The Fall. Little pudgy rolls of composition, further nestling their souls in a life-like innocence...it's no wonder the workers of iniquity cannot contain their lust for what is unknowing of the ways of the world!

While fig leaves were good enough for Adam and Eve after they'd been expelled from the Garden of Eden, some will not stop at just covering private areas, but offering so-called "huggies." Creation Science research looking into the matter has confirmed our worst fears--that not only does this give these child pornographers an excuse to suggestively film our babes without us noticing, but the diapers themselves are equipped with inner-linings to "hug" certain areas so as to bring about unholy thoughts and sensations in our most precious.

I spent three hours on the phone and three more contacting authorities who would listen to me. After my concerns were not taken seriously by the company and quite a few others, I've contacted my congressman.

May God help us and our families!

Pastor Ed

I think you seeing the baby depicted in this ad as a sexual object says a whole lot more about your own perversions than those of the huggies brand.

Pastor Ezekiel 04-17-2012 03:49 AM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by churchie (Post 872511)
I think you seeing the baby depicted in this ad as a sexual object says a whole lot more about your own perversions than those of the huggies brand.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

Mary Etheldreda 04-17-2012 04:47 AM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
My babies wore only burlap cloth for diapers for the few weeks it took them to get the hang of using the toilet. We don't tolerate defiance of any nature in the Etheldreda family. I would no sooner put my baby in one of those huggies than I would in Lady Gaga's sparkly bras.

Rev. M. Rodimer 04-17-2012 03:49 PM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 872539)
I would no sooner put my baby in one of those huggies than I would in Lady Gaga's sparkly bras.

I can't think of a better use for Lady Gagme's sparkly bras.

GivenToSin 12-27-2013 03:56 PM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
This pastor needs to be fired immediately!!! I see nothing wrong with wearing Huggies!

Chester Longshire 12-27-2013 04:04 PM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Given1 (Post 1051412)
This pastor needs to be fired immediately!!! I see nothing wrong with wearing Huggies!

How old are you?

Didn't you say that we are the "extremists" and "weirdos?" :lol:

You are old enough to type into a computer but you still wear diapers???

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 12-27-2013 06:20 PM

Re: Huggies - Satan and the Pedophile's Best Friend!
 
I notice the slogan in the ad posted by Pastor Ed reads:

Just catch - slip on - release

This is obviously some sort of pedophilic instruction on how to capture, bugger and then defile infants. To those who would argue that this is "innocent" and that the perversion is only in our minds, I would ask them to justify this evil and provocative Huggies slogan.

Quote:

Amos 5:24 (1611 King James Bible)

But let iudgement run downe as waters, and righteousnesse as a mightie streame.


All times are GMT. The time now is 11:55 AM.

Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved