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July 2, 1752: The first English Bible published in America rolls off presses in Boston.
And don't you know it was a KJV1611 Authorized version, published by Landover Baptist Press. :thumbsup: Praise JESUS what a glorious day!! :yahoo: |
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July 15, 1099: The First Crusade captures Jerusalem, massacring thousands. "The city was filled with corpses and blood," wrote one chronicler.
Praise Jesus! If we can just Stay The Course and continue Mission Accomplished, all of Iraquistan will run with rivers of mudslime blood once again. Glory be to GOD! The steaks are on me after Sunday Services down at Ruth's Chris steak House, boys! Let's drink a toast to those brave crusaders who spent so many years away from home disemboweling and impaling unsaved heathens! |
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July 24, 1567: The Romanist harlot Mary, Queen of Scots, abdicated in favor of her son, who became James VI of Scotland and later James I of England. Thus, the way was paved for the Holy King James Bible. God is good, all the time!
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August 4, 1792: By order of revolutionaries, all houses of worship close in France.
Proving once and for all that Godless communism was invented in France. :thumbdown: |
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August 13, 1587: Members of Sir Walter Raleigh's expedition to Roanoke baptises Manko, the first American Indian convert to Protestantism.
You know, my great-grandfather used to regale us with stories handed down about that redskin. It seems that he was quite the cutup around the village. Always thinking he got free pies for agreeing to worship "the Great White Father". :lol: I think some kid shot him for target practice finally. |
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August 15, 1945 - Victory over Japan Day
It was on this glorious day so many years ago that the Lord Jesus finally moved the Japanese to surrender, as we knew they would, to the vastly superior American Army. After months of getting their skinny, rice-eating, slanty-eyed, God-hating heinies handed to them on a silver platter, we finally snapped their chopsticks and forced them to give up and go back to their rice paddy. Little known fact: it was also on this day that Japan agreed to start acting more American and pursue more Godly goals such as making products that Americans would spend money on. I believe it was on this day that our glorious leader, Pastor Al, was captured on film expressing his extreme joy by kissing his future wife: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...j_day_kiss.jpg Praise Jesus and pass the soy sauce! |
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August 18, 293 B.C.*: The first known temple to the Roman goddess Venus was inaugurated. The Romans worship a pagan goddess to this day, although they have renamed her Mary.
And speaking of Catholics... August 18, 1634: Romanist priest Urbain Grandier was burned at the stake for witchcraft, after having been acquitted, subjected to a new trial, denied appeal, and tortured. The papists had it right for once, obeying what Scripture has to say about witches, without all of that namby-pamby liberal nonsense about "due process of law" and "double jeopardy." *Not "BCE," thank you very much. |
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September 6, 1651: Obadiah Holmes, who had been arrested for preaching Baptist doctrine, is given 30 lashes with a three-corded whip in Boston Commons. During the beating, he was so filled with divine joy that he told the magistrates, "You have struck me with roses." His punishment occasioned the conversion of Henry Dunster, president of Harvard, to the Baptists, and led to the founding of Boston's first Baptist church.
Praise Jesus for this brave early True Christian. Imagine the guts it took to bring the TRUE Word of God to that liebral state, even back then. I have it on good authority that the man who laid on those 30 lashes was a limp-wristed Pilgrim. Brother Obadiah's decendants are still leading members of God's favorite church, Platinum Tithers every one.:thumbsup: |
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Those slants owe the white man so much it isn't even funny. And all we ever get in return is sneaky attacks and cat meat chop suey. |
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August 18, 293 B.C.*: The first known temple to the Roman goddess Venus was inaugurated. The Romans worship a pagan goddess to this day, although they have renamed her Mary.
And speaking of Catholics... This is how the catolics have preached the gospel for centuries. That take the pagan gods and make them into christian saints. And making Jesus's word into just another form of pagan worship. What will those piast popist due when they are flung to the pits of hell for there blastfamy. |
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Praise Jesus! It's been 50 years of glory and praising God's Holy name on the blessed currency of America. Halelluah, Jesus wouldn't have it any other way!
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In a side note, we see that even the best True Christians™ like Brother Abbot and our Godly vice President Dick Cheney can be mercilessly and unfairly persecuted for pusuring a harmless hobby. :angry: |
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