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mrKayne 05-31-2010 09:41 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 528977)
You are mistaken. I am very sure I used the correct Danish flag!

Dude, click the flag you used. Read the url, it says finish.

But sorry guys, I can't really find out whether or not this is for real - is it? Be serious now, you don't know what you are talking about. I mean, you can't even use the right flag! (Google Denmark, please).

And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!

C'mone. How am I supposed to take this serious? You HAVE to be joking about all this..

Ahahaha.. Oh my god. Why are you even on the internet? You should be at an old-man home or something.. Jesus F-ing Christ! (OOPS ;))

Dirk 05-31-2010 09:46 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529617)
Dude, click the flag you used. Read the url, it says finish.

What browser are you using?

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But sorry guys, I can't really find out whether or not this is for real - is it? Be serious now, you don't know what you are talking about. I mean, you can't even use the right flag! (Google Denmark, please).
Well, I'm not sure what version of google you are using but I get the flag that Cranky Old Man posted........

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And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!
Why would we be wrong? Sir Cranky Old Man knows his stuff, he is old and wise. But not as wise as God or Jesus ofcourse!

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C'mone. How am I supposed to take this serious? You HAVE to be joking about all this..
Why would we be joking about the word of God?

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Ahahaha.. Oh my god. Why are you even on the internet? You should be at an old-man home or something.. Jesus F-ing Christ! (OOPS ;))
Do you hate older people?

mrKayne 05-31-2010 09:49 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by Dirk (Post 529623)
What browser are you using?

Well, I'm not sure what version of google you are using but I get the flag that Cranky Old Man posted........

Why would we be wrong? Sir Cranky Old Man knows his stuff, he is old and wise. But not as wise as God or Jesus ofcourse!

Why would we be joking about the word of God?

Do you hate older people?

Oh good, you were joking. But what a laughe ahaha

Cranky Old Man 05-31-2010 09:49 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529617)
finish

Why do people keep bringing up Finland? Don't you know Finland and Denmark are different countries?

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And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!
Typical for Danish people to blame others for their own mistakes. Stop doing that, and start taking responsibility!

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You should be at an old-man home or something.. Jesus F-ing Christ! (OOPS)
I live in my own home, thank you very much. And if you ever visit Freehold, feel free to visit...

Dirk 05-31-2010 09:51 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529626)
Oh good, you were joking. But what a laughe ahaha

Why would I be joking? Can you prove it with a scripture?

mrKayne 05-31-2010 09:54 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
I should visit this page more often. So hilarious.

I still can't determine whether or not this is for real. I reeeeally hope not.

Oldman@ Yup, I know its too different countries - do you?

Brother Alex 05-31-2010 09:56 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529617)
Dude, click the flag you used. Read the url, it says finish.

And what is that supposed to mean?

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Originally Posted by The Free Online Dictionary
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v.
fin·ished, fin·ish·ing, fin·ish·es
v.tr.1. To arrive at or attain the end of: finish a race.
2. To bring to an end; terminate: finished cleaning the room.
3. To consume all of; use up: finish a pie.
4. To bring to a desired or required state: finish a painting. See Synonyms at complete.
5. To give (wood, for example) a desired or particular surface texture.
6. To destroy; kill: finished the injured horse with a bullet.
7. To bring about the ruin of: The stock market crash finished many speculators.

v.intr.1. To come to an end; stop.
2. To reach the end of a task, course, or relationship.

n.1. The final part; the conclusion: racers neck-and-neck at the finish.
2. The reason for one's ruin; downfall.
3. Something that completes, concludes, or perfects, especially:a. The last treatment or coating of a surface: applied a shellac finish to the cabinet.
b. The surface texture produced by such a treatment or coating.
c. A material used in surfacing or finishing.

4. Completeness, refinement, or smoothness of execution; polish.
5. The flavor left in the mouth after wine has been swallowed.

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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529617)
But sorry guys, I can't really find out whether or not this is for real - is it? Be serious now, you don't know what you are talking about. I mean, you can't even use the right flag! (Google Denmark, please).

You claim to be Danish but yet you don't know how your own flag looks like?

You can't be serious. :lol:
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529617)
And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!

"Pippi" sounds pretty Danish to me. Why are you trying to hide your shame by blaming it on the Swedish people? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

mrKayne 05-31-2010 10:00 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
Oooh, right - Finnish* My mistake.

What am I supposed to do, laugh or cry? Seriously! I'm laughing every single time one of you post a reply to me. It's just sooo wrong this site. So amusing!

Dirk 05-31-2010 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529640)
Oooh, right - Finnish* My mistake.

What am I supposed to do, laugh or cry? Seriously! I'm laughing every single time one of you post a reply to me. It's just sooo wrong this site. So amusing!

What is amusing of you going to hell? :jesus:

Brother Alex 05-31-2010 10:05 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529640)
Oooh, right - Finnish* My mistake.

What am I supposed to do, laugh or cry? Seriously! I'm laughing every single time one of you post a reply to me. It's just sooo wrong this site. So amusing!

So you think that burning in Hell for eternity is a laughing matter? Laugh all you like, friend, but me and Jesus will have the last laugh when we watch you burn.

Why don't you just accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness? Why do you hate Him so much?

mrKayne 05-31-2010 10:06 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by Dirk (Post 529641)
What is amusing of you going to hell? :jesus:

Right... Atleast I will end up at a warm place, but you will end up in a darn cold one. You must be excited!

Please drop by, when you visit this satan loved place, called Denmark!

Nobar King 05-31-2010 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529640)
It's just sooo wrong this site.

This site is more right than you could possibly imagine.

Brother Alex 05-31-2010 10:09 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529646)
Please drop by, when you visit this satan loved place, called Denmark!

Why should anybody want to visit your filthy country? All you can find there is a bunch of perverts and drug users.

Enjoy Hell, Godmocker.

mrKayne 05-31-2010 10:12 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 529647)
This site is more right than you could possibly imagine.

You HAVE to be kidding. Otherwise you are just too damn mentaly disturbed. But hey, then you can come visit Denmark!

mrKayne 05-31-2010 10:15 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Alex (Post 529650)
Why should anybody want to visit your filthy country? All you can find there is a bunch of perverts and drug users.

Enjoy Hell, Godmocker.

The same reason why someone would visit this site I suppose. And I believe most people die because of drugs, in America.

So I guess you alreade live in hell! Please tell me how it is :)

Palmer C. Eldrich 05-31-2010 10:26 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529656)
The same reason why someone would visit this site I suppose. And I believe most people die because of drugs, in America.

If your referring to American health care, our drugs save more people's lives than any other country on the planet. Next?

mrKayne 05-31-2010 10:30 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by Palmer C. Eldrich (Post 529665)
If your referring to American health care, our drugs save more people's lives than any other country on the planet. Next?

Oh okay, but right now, I'm talking about drug abusers. So if you call that saving a live, then I guess I know why you all are acting like you are.

And by the way, in Denmark we have free health care, where the government pays for your hospital stays. :)

Brother Alex 05-31-2010 10:32 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529656)
The same reason why someone would visit this site I suppose. And I believe most people die because of drugs, in America.

So I guess you alreade live in hell! Please tell me how it is :)

I don't live in America, you moron. And at least America hasn't legalized marijuana like your idiot authorities have done.

Pastor Ezekiel 05-31-2010 10:32 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by mrKayne (Post 529667)
Oh okay, but right now, I'm talking about drug abusers. So if you call that saving a live, then I guess I know why you all are acting like you are.

And by the way, in Denmark we have free health care, where the government pays for your hospital stays. :)

You will kindly stop promoting communism on our Christian forum. :badmood:

mrKayne 05-31-2010 10:36 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Alex (Post 529669)
I don't live in America, you moron. And at least America hasn't legalized marijuana like your idiot authorities have done.

Yup.. It aint legal.. But you wouldn't know a thing about that, would you?


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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 529671)
You will kindly stop promoting communism on our Christian forum. :badmood:

Or what? I'm going to hell? Old news, my friend :)


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