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Harold Law 12-01-2012 11:55 PM

Secularists blame witchcraft on bread.
 
Greetings True Christians,

Apparently some liberal bulldyke professor has concluded through "research" that all of the godly work done by witch-hunters in Salem was for naught. For those that don't know, research is a liberal word for avoiding the bible whenever possible and trusting pesky things like "facts and logic".

http://customers.hbci.com/~wenonah/history/ergot.htm

"Linnda Caporael may have solved one of the biggest mysteries of early American history — the cause of the Salem Witch Trials — but she stumbled onto the case quite by accident. "I actually started this project as a senior in college," recalls Caporael, now a behavioral scientist and full professor "

Yadda yadda yadda. So basically Liberal Harlot Caporeal "who's probably a witch herself has decided that the cause of Demonic Possesion is bread.

"Ergot poisoning can't even explain all of the events at Salem, Caporael concedes. Some of the behaviors exhibited by the witch accusers probably were the result of mass hysteria — or outright fakery. "

Ha! She can't explain all of the events. Well guess who can explain them, whore, my friend JESUS. And he certainly understands that bread has nothing to do with signing a pact with Satan! These Liberal conspiracies really bother me, next they'll announce that being a Homer is genetic and not a hobby.


YIC, Harold Law

Pim Pendergast 12-02-2012 02:02 AM

Re: Secularists blame witchcraft on bread.
 
Amen, Brother Harold. One cannot blame witchcraft on bread.

Ex 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

The Bible tells us witches do exist and they are to be put to death. The Bible never mentions ergot poisoning. If the people of Salem were suffering symptoms they couldn't explain, they were right to attribute them to demonic forces.

Valkyre 12-02-2012 02:03 AM

Re: Secularists blame witchcraft on bread.
 
I quite agree, bread is not used in a pact signing with the Devil. I'm pretty sure they've already said being 'Homer' is genetics...

Zechariah Smyth 12-02-2012 02:10 AM

Re: Secularists blame witchcraft on bread.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Valkyre (Post 954730)
I quite agree, bread is not used in a pact signing with the Devil. I'm pretty sure they've already said being 'Homer' is genetics...

The queer deathstyle is a choice: I am living proof that you can step away from that nightmare.

Witch Hammer 02-24-2013 07:22 PM

Re: Secularists blame witchcraft on bread.
 
Gird your loins, take a deep breath, & utter a prayer to Jesus...behold the cold, dead eyes of A WITCH!!!

http://customers.hbci.com/~wenonah/h...g/casepic2.jpg

Look at it!! No mere slice of bread (which, incidentally, no man can live by alone...but by EVERY WORD THAT PROCEEDETH FROM THE MOUTH OF GOD! Matthew 4:4) has drivin this bung-lapping goat fellating whore to depravity and godlessness. Satan himself has left his mark upon her! Every fiber of my being screams for me to break with secular law, gather up a mob of righteous brethren, hunt this sorceress down and funnel molten lead into her anus.

Jesus, your will be mine. Just give the word and I'll be on this like a fly on sh!t...Thank you Lord,
Amen:innocent:

BelieverInGod 02-25-2013 02:11 AM

Re: Secularists blame witchcraft on bread.
 
Well, I served grilled cheese sandwiches to the family today, I guess we all need to go out and sacrifice a goat to Satan. :sarcasm:

I love how some liebral comes up with some "theory" out of thin air, and all of a sudden it's consider gospel by the unsaved masses.

Guess it's better than believing in Jesus. After all, He was only crucified for our sins. :jesus:

Johny Joe Hold 02-25-2013 04:17 AM

Re: Secularists blame witchcraft on bread.
 
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 981042)
Well, I served grilled cheese sandwiches to the family today, I guess we all need to go out and sacrifice a goat to Satan. :sarcasm:

I love how some liebral comes up with some "theory" out of thin air, and all of a sudden it's consider gospel by the unsaved masses.

Guess it's better than believing in Jesus. After all, He was only crucified for our sins. :jesus:

At the Landover Baptist Church Tuesday Night Supper last week, Mrs. Anderson brought her Bread Pudding.

Nothing so "heavenly" (with Cool Whip on top) could cause witchcraft.


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