Atheist "Church" Schism
As usual, this MSM article is not too forthcoming as to the nature of the schism, but one only has to wonder whether it's over which monkey worshiping cult forms the basis - the gorillas, chimpanzees, or the baboons. Were there those that objected to the reading of Darwin, Dawkins, Hitchens, or the wheelchair bound vegetable Hawking? Without a Bible left by an all powerful creator it's hard to know what to do and whom to praise - other than to argue over which flavor of ice cream to serve, whether to admit bikini clad women into the choir, and whether or not to serve alcoholic beverages.
Maybe they need to hire some gays to outfit them with some fancy clothing and install a "pope" with some leadership qualities, not to mention a savior that will die for their sins. A little persecution and martyrdom would also go a long way to establish some legitimacy to their cause. Quote:
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I believe that the answer to this peculiar riddle is that since Yankees can't get along with anyone except other Yankees, the atheist Yankees have to segregate themselves from the other atheists. They blame the other atheists, but actually they are the problem. These are the people who want to regulate the size of the soda water you can buy at the corner store. It makes perfect sense to them.
In the End (which is near, BTW), the Lord will put them all in Hell where they can argue about the finer points of their religion for eternity. |
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One more false church designed by satan specifically to offend Christ Jesus.
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It doesn't matter, these heretics will all end up in the same burning pit.
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How can atheists come to any agreement when they don't believe in anything??
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As it was, as it is, as it will always be...
Genesis 11:9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth. For those whose prideful and vain scorn leads away from GOD, HE confuses and scatters. PRAISE THE LORD! |
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