Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists.
Notice to Freehold Citizens: The Freehold Public Library will not accept donations of any kind from atheists.
This decision results from a new nation-wide initiative by atheists to make nice with True Christians™. They will not get away with it. I was so proud to see a Mayor near Chicago give an atheist shcmuck the bird when the athiest tried to give his library a donation. What do those atheists take us for, fools? Unfortunately, a socialist food pantry accepted the money. We have no food pantry in Freehold, so citizens may rest assured this tainted money will not find its way here. http://www.christianpost.com/news/at...pantry-112433/ |
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Genesis 43:18 And the men were afraid, because they were brought into Joseph's house; and they said, Because of the money that was returned in our sacks at the first time are we brought in; that he may seek occasion against us, and fall upon us, and take us for bondmen, and our asses. PRAISE THE LORD! |
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Thank you Brother Mayor, for maintaining a zero-tolerance policy against demons and their influences in our fair city! There's no telling what kind of demonic infestation might come from atheist money, and I don't think there is anything money could buy that would make it worth introducing demons into our homes.
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But they cannot buy our asses. PRAISE THE LORD! |
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Can't you just see one of the rich atheists at a Freehold Public Library Board meeting, "I'm so happy to donate to the Freehold Public Library. By the way, there is a great new book about about how to be a good Christian. It's written by a devout Christian named, Richard Dawkins. Do you mind if I put one out on the shelf?" |
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For forewarned is forearmed and we forget not the Bible. 1 Samuel 8:16 And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work. No satanic worshiper will get his devilish mittens in freehold. PRAISE THE LORD! |
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This fills me with great joy. Like Sister Mary, I suspect the money might have been tainted with demonic dust, and could have caused possession sort of like a contact buzz at a satanic concert such as lezbean Melissa Etheridge or Mealy Cyrass. GLORY TO OUR LORD and thank you, Mayor. I know your citizens appreciate you.
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PRAY TO JESUS! |
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Like the bible says they are all fools. Psalm 14:1
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