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Johny Joe Hold 10-08-2013 12:51 AM

If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
This is wonderful news. Things on the Supreme Court are finally going our way.

Justice Anthony Scalia told a journalist he believes Satan is a real person. He added that atheists just make Satan happier.

He also explained something I have been wondering about. We don't hear too often these days about people being possessed by the Devil. Justice Scalia explained that is because Satan is clever and sometimes keeps a low profile.

All in all, this is a gift from God:

http://redriverfreethinkers.areavoic...leasing-satan/

Wandering Minstrel 10-08-2013 12:06 PM

Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
I'm glad to have leadership both wise and just
I do believe in Satan, but it's in God that I trust.
That old devil has a trick up his sleeve
but to resist him we need only believe
in the Lion that is strong, faithful and true
He (temporarily) gave his life willingly to save me and you!

:harp:

WWJDnow 10-08-2013 09:40 PM

Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
He should have added that Jews please Satan just as much. After all, they killed Jesus and never even apologized for it.

Johny Joe Hold 10-09-2013 12:26 AM

Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1033318)
He should have added that Jews please Satan just as much. After all, they killed Jesus and never even apologized for it.

You have to guess Judge Scalia knows the Jews have never owned up to killing Jesus and he does not let them off the hook when they show up in his court. Evidence is that one of the most successful lawyers to appear often in front of the Supreme Court is Jay Sekulow.

Jay was a Jew, became a member of Jews for Jesus, and lives in remorse because his relatives murdered Jesus.

I would guess that when Jay and the Justice spot one another over the bench they exchange a thumbs up.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-09-2013 12:46 PM

Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
If a theological truth is so plain that even a Mary-hailing Romanist like Scalia can acknowledge it, those who deny it are without excuse.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 02-22-2014 01:42 PM

Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
This makes sense. I mean, the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people, with all the rights of people (but obviously not the responsibilities -that would just be silly). So why shouldn't Satan have personhood as well?

They also judged that what were formerly known as "bribes" are free speech. Hopefully now Satan won't bother wasting 40 days tempting us in the desert, showings us the four corners of our square planet. Just hand me a suitcase full of free speech, small denominations, used bills. It won't change me, but I can always use more money/free speech.

Cranky Old Man 02-22-2014 02:10 PM

Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1067805)
the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people

I just realized this means all companies that refuse to obey The Holy Bible for 100% will burn in Hell. Enhancing the torture of all the blacks in Hell with the eternal stench of burning KFC!

http://i.imgur.com/l7uJW0Q.jpg

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 02-22-2014 02:21 PM

Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
Since corporate persons will also go to heaven, and there's only room for 140,000 people in heaven, this makes everyone's odds of escaping hell even lower. The odds of getting to Heaven are already VERY low.

Ezekiel Bathfire 02-22-2014 08:02 PM

Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1033094)
Justice Anthony Scalia told a journalist he believes Satan is a real person.

I'm not sure about the motives for Scalia saying this or whether the words of a catlick descendant of the mafia count for much. He probably doesn't believe any of this but, as a servant of the Anti-Christ the vicar of Rome, he intends to never convict a criminal because "Satandidit!"

This will release feral nigras, beaners, and other unwholesome characters into the wild and life will become intolerable and Armageddon will draw nigh!

Can we have him declared insane and replace him with a Baptist Judge who knows what to do?


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