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:Aware: 10-08-2006 04:57 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers (Post 953)
Goodness, you are all so up-to-date with the latest music ... I must confess I haven't heard of any of those bands. But I thought this young chap looked rather promising; perhaps one of you could tell me if he is worth listening to.

http://i10.tinypic.com/2ugorh1.jpg

I heard he was a member of NSYNC, but has since repented of singing with a homo.

You are a lovely lady. You remind me of my grandmother.

Witch Hammer 10-08-2006 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by :Aware: (Post 7336)
You stupid homophobic [expletive removed] sucking piece of [expletive removed]

you deserve less than life, [expletive removed] face

Look here you choad-slurping queer...you're starting to get on Jesus' nerves! I rebuke you in the name of Christ The Lord! Get thee hence, homer!

Ixi 10-08-2006 08:42 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
heres some excellent music

Cradle of Filth
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.nl/arti...th/mainpic.jpg

Evanescence
http://bmi.com/musicworld/onthescene...vanescence.jpg

Avenged Sevenfold
http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/a7x/images/group.jpg

Slipknot
http://data1.blog.de/blog/s/shimatsu...lipknot-02.jpg

Pastor Al E Pistle 10-08-2006 08:48 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 7514)
heres some excellent music

Hahahahaha They are all circus clowns for goths.

Mrs. Rogers 10-08-2006 09:00 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 7514)
heres some excellent music

Cradle of Filth
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.nl/arti...th/mainpic.jpg

Never have I seen such unattractive, moody women. "Cradle of Filth"? How awful - obviously not much to be said for their housekeeping skills.

Those poor, grubby little babies.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-09-2006 12:58 AM

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AH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh sweet JESUS!! AH HA HA HAHAHAHA! I recall last halloween, I saw those little perverts in the neighborhood and gave their derriers a load of buckshot. OH LORD was it funny!! If those homers spent as much time studying the Holy Bible as they do putting on that clown paint, they might find Jesus!

Oh but LORD they crack me up!!:laughing: :haha: :lol2:

Ixi 10-09-2006 01:26 AM

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are you kidding? cradle of filth is awesome!!!

Pastor Ezekiel 10-09-2006 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 7680)
are you kidding? cradle of filth is awesome!!!

I'm sorry to hear that your parents are filthy degenerates who never clean your cradle. I suppose they don't want to touch you, looking the way you do.

Witch Hammer 10-09-2006 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 7680)
are you kidding? cradle of filth is awesome!!!

Cradle of Filth...the dirtiest looking boy-band I've ever seen! They could use some grooming lessons from Justin Timberlake.

Brother Wilfred Ernest 10-09-2006 03:31 AM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
Bo Duke gets my vote. John is a platinum tither here at Landover!

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...115550390_.jpg

Pastor Ezekiel 10-09-2006 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest (Post 7729)
Bo Duke gets my vote. John is a platinum tither here at Landover!

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...115550390_.jpg

I like his semi-mullet hairdo. And from this photo, it is obvious that he likes to pretend he has satan by the tail.

Ixi 10-10-2006 01:58 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
I was browsing through your albums, kind of looks like I stepped in a time machine or something...

Pastor Ezekiel 10-10-2006 02:11 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 8085)
I was browsing through your albums, kind of looks like I stepped in a time machine or something...

Enjoy it while you can, young pervert. Jesus is likely to kill you any day now, and you'll step into hell on that fine day. And the Angels will sing GLOOOOOORY!:thumbsup:

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-10-2006 03:11 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 8085)
I was browsing through your albums, kind of looks like I stepped in a time machine or something...

I was browsing through your albums. It looks as though I'd stepped into a Catholic seminary or something.

EPluribusUnum 10-12-2006 10:52 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
Yeah, I personally wouldn't listen to music just because it's Christian. If it isn't good music, as in, to listen to, why bother?

Personally, how about The Beatles? Some of the best songs ever and the beginning of classic rock.

Fish 10-12-2006 11:57 PM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
If we are going to take the piss out of 50's Christian bands can we also do the same for 50's secular bands?

Todays Christians have more tasteful things to listen to than what is posted above.

Oh and by the way I'm a Christian and my favorite band is Evanescence. Go figure...

Pastor Ezekiel 10-13-2006 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 8955)
If we are going to take the piss out of 50's Christian bands can we also do the same for 50's secular bands?

Todays Christians have more tasteful things to listen to than what is posted above.

Oh and by the way I'm a Christian and my favorite band is Evanescence. Go figure...

Who is this "we" you are referring to, nancy? You are a false Christian and as such, we should not be yoked with you.

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17

Since you are not a True Christian, you are nothing but unsaved trash. God says we are to shun you, so bugger off.

Fish 10-13-2006 02:25 AM

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I think you need to carefully redefine your understanding of being 'unequally yoked'. Are Christians not to preach the gospel, help the unfortunate and show God's love? How do you think Christianity spread?

Bobby-Joe 10-13-2006 02:37 AM

Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music
 
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9000)
I think you need to carefully redefine your understanding of being 'unequally yoked'. Are Christians not to preach the gospel, help the unfortunate and show God's love? How do you think Christianity spread?

Friend,

When do we not show our love for the unsaved dirtbags who infest God's creation?

Witch Hammer 10-13-2006 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9000)
How do you think Christianity spread?

By brute force, you fool! More often than not, sinners need to be driven like cattle to to The Lord. For the recalcitrant, it is much easier to accept Christ's Gift of Salvation when your only other option is death and the threat of eternal damnation, see? You have a lot to learn, son.


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