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Levi Jones 12-05-2009 11:47 PM

Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products
 
Starting with its incredibly gay logo. It invites you to taste of its foul perverted and fruit of temptation that lead to man's downfall.


Quote:

Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

Genesis 3:1-6


http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8290/gaymac.jpghttps://www.landoverbaptist.net/word...e-gay-logo.jpg

It combines this with the rainbow. A symbol that homosexuals have twisted from its original meaning. The promise that God will never slaughter the entire earth again by flood. It is His covenant that he will never wipe everything out, except the humans and animals that could fit on a boat.

Then, there's the Apple queer ultra gay user base. Including their CEO, who has admitted to being a pervert.



https://www.landoverbaptist.net/word...pple-gay-2.jpg



https://www.landoverbaptist.net/word...3422319843.jpg
http://img4.imageshack.us/i/macfag.jpg/http://anongallery.org/img/2/0/thank...ch-support.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5457/macfag.jpg
Mac wasn't gay enough, you say? Get it in a variety of rainbow homo colors.

http://img130.imageshack.us/i/macgay.jpg/http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9639/macgay.jpghttps://www.landoverbaptist.net/word...ay-colors.jpeg

A simple test for you to take.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5858/macfagtest.jpghttps://www.landoverbaptist.net/word...3422571609.jpg

These computers can turn people gay just by being in their proximity for too long.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/8...akesyougay.jpghttps://www.landoverbaptist.net/word...pple-gay-3.jpg


Don't be sucked into the Apple deathstyle! Just say no!

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/7251/macgaypride.jpg

It appears I have won the Russian Orthodox Church over as a convert to the right way of thinking.

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Bitten: Apple's 'blasphemous' logo under fire in Russia

Some Russian Orthodox Christians see the iconic logo as a symbol of sin that they would like to see outlawed.
Praise be to God. :yahoo:
This is even more than I could ever hoped for when I wrote this sermon!

Ezekiel Bathfire 12-05-2009 11:58 PM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
JesOS 7™ will not run on a Mac, and for very good reason. Macs attempt to corrupt HKLM\Hardware\Scriptures\Leviticus18_22\system by removing the Key "Not"

Pastor Ezekiel 12-06-2009 12:21 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
Another little-known fact about the Apple products is that they are favored by the papists. :thumbdown:

Laura_Anderson 12-06-2009 12:43 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
I will never have a Mac, I will always be a PC girl! :D

Levi Jones 12-06-2009 12:53 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
A preview of the upcoming Apple commercial.

http://www.iphonesavior.com/images/2...pple_store.png

Twisted Focus 12-06-2009 03:44 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
Another little fact. PC/Window OS's run much better on Mac computers. Mac's also have less virus' and are more user friendly. As for the symbol, rainbows are just light reflecting off water drops in the air. That must have been God's Creation, how is it gay..?

Levi Jones 12-06-2009 05:21 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
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Originally Posted by Twisted Focus (Post 428082)

*Homosexual propaganda deleted*

As for the symbol, rainbows are just light reflecting off water drops in the air. That must have been God's Creation, how is it gay..?

Perhaps you are familiar with the way sodomites have stolen the rainbow for their own sick and disgusting flag.

Coincidence? I think not!
http://www.anus.com/etc/apple/apple_gay.jpg

Twisted Focus 12-06-2009 05:39 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
Homosexual Propaganda Deleted? Those are the facts. Sorry you don't like the truth!

Jake Beck 12-06-2009 05:50 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
God did use the rainbow as a promise to Noah and the world to never flood the earth again, yes. However, homosexuals found the colors of the rainbow to be "Pretty" and are now using it as thier own personal symbol.

Twisted Focus 12-06-2009 05:55 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
Just like Christians use the symbol of a cross. Same thing good sir

Jake Beck 12-06-2009 06:02 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
How is that the same thing? Our LORD and Savior died on the cross to save us from hell and to wash our sins away, of course the cross is a proper symbol for us to use. However, the homosexuals take God's covenant to Noah for their own personal gain.

Gothzilla 12-06-2009 08:55 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
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Originally Posted by Twisted Focus (Post 428082)
That must have been God's Creation, how is it gay..?

Well, if I may,

God made all of humanity. Some humans are gay. So not everything God made lacks heterosexuality.

Levi Jones 12-06-2009 09:17 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 428016)
JesOS 7™ will not run on a Mac, and for very good reason. Macs attempt to corrupt HKLM\Hardware\Scriptures\Leviticus18_22\system by removing the Key "Not"

No doubt it has something to do with the Darwin OS in the background.

Wide-Open 12-06-2009 09:50 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
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It doesn't get any gayer than this. Every time you have to wait for a program to react (which is 99% of the time) they show you this:

Attachment 10430

And what's with all the French names. "Exposé"? Ugh. :bad:

Bryan Tamariki 12-06-2009 09:57 AM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
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Originally Posted by Gothzilla (Post 428152)
Well, if I may,

God made all of humanity. Some humans are gay. So not everything God made lacks heterosexuality.

Humans are not born gay, the sin of homersexuality is a deathstyle choice. :angry:

Gothzilla 12-06-2009 04:49 PM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
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Originally Posted by Bryan Tamariki (Post 428171)
Humans are not born gay, the sin of homersexuality is a deathstyle choice. :angry:

You are right, I stand corrected.

Wide-Open 12-06-2009 05:59 PM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
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Originally Posted by Gothzilla (Post 428216)
You are right, I stand corrected.

There may be hope for you yet!

Stop looking like some DNA experiment gone wrong between Robert Smith and Siouxie Sioux, and repent! :thumbsup:

Let your black make-up be washed away by the Blood of the Lamb! B)

Professor Bessemer 12-06-2009 06:35 PM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
I am glad you brought this up Brother Jones. I have been doing Scientheistic research on this topic lately as well. Here is are a few of my conclusions.

We all know that the apple is the 'forbidden fruit' that Satan temps Eve with in Genesis.

Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

Genesis 3:1-6


Eve takes a bite out the apple and commits Original Sin. The Apple logo of course has a bite taken out of it, suggesting that they creators of Apple endorse sinning. So there is a satanic connection there as well.

And a 'fruit' is another term for a filthy sodomite of course. No accident there either I am afraid.

I do not believe it was an accident that a couple of Jewish geeks decided to name their computer company after the gayest and most satanic fruit on earth.

The rainbow coloration is of course the capper. I would certainly never use a gay, satanic computer created by Jews.




And as soon as another company makes a better MP3 player, I will get rid of my iPod. I tried a Zune for listening to hymns, but the screen is flippy and with all the install problems, I just went back to my old first gen 10gig iPod. I am sure the Lord will forgive this minor transgression.

Brother Temperance 12-06-2009 06:45 PM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Twisted Focus (Post 428082)
Another little fact. PC/Window OS's run much better on Mac computers. Mac's also have less virus' and are more user friendly.

That's another piece of evidence against them, then:
James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

We are not supposed to be friends with the world in general, let alone degenerates like Mac users. Therefore, if the Mac was a Godly machine, it would be actively unfriendly to its perverted users. And that claim that Macs have less viruses is obviously tosh. Have you ever heard of someone getting chlamydia or the GRIDS from a PC? I didn't think so. :glare:
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Originally Posted by Twisted Focus (Post 428121)
Just like Christians use the symbol of a cross. Same thing good sir

It's not "just like" it, though. They're perverted abominations against God who enjoy being roughly penetrated from behind by depraved men from Europe, we're not. That's hardly the "same thing", now is it?
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 428169)
And what's with all the French names. "Exposé"? Ugh. :bad:

Using a French word is bad enough, but using a French word for displaying your genitals (usually to innocent Christian schoolchildren) is simply inexcusable. I am sickened to my very core.

Wide-Open 12-06-2009 07:41 PM

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.
 
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 428242)
I will get rid of my iPod.

As you well know Professor, our iGod is just around the corner! :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 428244)
Using a French word is bad enough, but using a French word for displaying your genitals (usually to innocent Christian schoolchildren) is simply inexcusable. I am sickened to my very core.

Indeed Brother. I had to barf when I first heard about this. In fact, I still have to b... SORRY WILL CONTINUE LATER!


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