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Pastor Ezekiel 10-03-2015 09:49 PM

Official Church Business
 
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Which one of you numbskulls in the Church office ordered this godawful Greek statue erected on LBC Property? :angry: When I find out who's idea it was to erect a pornographic statue of a false goddess or a demoness on Church Property, heads are going to roll! Was it you Miss Cookie?? You all know damned well that I do NOT want to see ANY statues of females in any case! And why is the cross she bears so small? That could be the whore Mary, who is worshipped by papists! And where are the life-sized statues of ME at this point. I ordered those over a year ago! :badmood:

Pastor Ezekiel 10-03-2015 10:08 PM

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Also, one of my nigra staff in the kitchen showed me this and several similar photos. I don't know how this "Praying in the toilet stall" fad started, but it seems unsanitary. I certainly don't approve of such photos being circulated.


Miss Cookie will you please instruct that old mammy who is the head attendant in the female Church restroom to provide me with as many photos and videos of this event as possible for the foreseeable future.

For careful review of the Pastors.

Jim Farmer 10-03-2015 11:31 PM

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http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...psui8caxnl.jpg

Which one of you numbskulls in the Church office ordered this godawful Greek statue erected on LBC Property? :angry: When I find out who's idea it was to erect a pornographic statue of a false goddess or a demoness on Church Property, heads are going to roll! Was it you Miss Cookie?? You all know damned well that I do NOT want to see ANY statues of females in any case! And why is the cross she bears so small? That could be the whore Mary, who is worshipped by papists! And where are the life-sized statues of ME at this point. I ordered those over a year ago! :badmood:

Are you sure it's a statue of a woman? It looks like a bloke in drag to me. Which is equally abominable.

Youth Minister Harry 10-05-2015 09:12 AM

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...And where are the life-sized statues of ME at this point. I ordered those over a year ago! :badmood:

Oh, Pastor Zeke, I deeply apologize on behalf of the youth group!!! The Boys' Monumental Erection Team meets every Thursday and have been sculpting, polishing and rubbing one out for you! I've been really cracking the whip on these boys during each session to try to get a leg up. When this finally does come, oh HEAVENS! God's Glory will rain upon us all! PRAISE JESUS! CHRIST JESUS, GLORY!

Hopefully it will turn out as nice as the last one featuring Jesus and his bath-time friend!


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